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AOF #4. Kimberly Perry Doppelganger Smokes The Day And Night Away With Multiple Packs In Her Purse


I was nearly five hours into my Saturday afternoon at the 2018 Missouri State Fair without having seen anything too earth-shattering. But finally, a little after 5:00, I’d get my first rock-star find of the day at a remote grassy … Continue reading

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MNSF #11. Towering, Heavy-Smoking Blond In Daisy Dukes Emasculates Male Companions


It was mid-afternoon on Day 1 at the 2017 Minnesota State Fair and I was on the southwest side of the beer gardens block having a sensory overload moment, nailing one great sighting after another after another, as in walking … Continue reading

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MNSF #45. Brunette In Hot Pink Shorts Hits One Designated Smoking Area After Another With Heavy-Smoking Family


It was around 11 a.m. when the morning gloom would retreat and perfect upper-70s sunny skies would arise on Day 2 of the 2017 Minnesota State Fair, and the improving weather also brought about my fateful walk past the smoking … Continue reading

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MNSF #48. Inebriated Auburn-Haired Sexpot Devours Two Cigarettes Oozing With Bodily Pleasure


I cited elsewhere in the countdown that in the mid-evening hours of Day 2 of the 2017 Minnesota State Fair on Labor Day weekend, I scored three great extra-base hits nearly back to back to back. The second of these, … Continue reading

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MNSF #100. Petite, Heavy-Smoking Light Brunette Gets Serenaded By Her Boyfriend And A Silver Fox


The smoking area just outside The Garden building seemed to play a key role in nearly every great sighting I’d get on Day 1 of the 2018 Minnesota State Fair. And in the late afternoon, I’d hit the ball out … Continue reading

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ISF #45. Underage Female Odd Couple Repeatedly Struts Down Concourse With Cigarettes


It was now around 6:00 on Day 1 of the 2017 Iowa State Fair and the evening was about to bust wide open. Whenever I started venturing one direction, I’d run into a smoker hottie that would lead me back … Continue reading

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ISF #61. Hot New Mommy Hands Grandma Her Cigarette And Tends To Her Little Guy


The first sighting of the day on my successful Day 1 of the 2017 Iowa State Fair that was poised for the Hall of Fame came at around 2 p.m. I approached the seating area behind the Depot bar and … Continue reading

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FCF #10. Chainsmoking Blond Is Life Of The Party At Grandstand Beer Gardens


It was 7:50 on Thursday night at the 2018 local county fair and I was getting ready to purchase a gyro and a Dr. Pepper and head into the grandstand for the 8:30 concert, but before I got to the … Continue reading

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