Category Archives: Top-52 Random Lifetime Sightings

#1. Cousin Jamie’s Smoky Wedding Party


I’ll always remember June 1, 2002. It’s as close as an antisocial wallflower like me can expect to come to a fetish paradise in the early 21st century. My cousin Jamie (recipient of my #2 sighting of all-time designation) was … Continue reading

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#2. Cousin Jamie And The Greatest Thanksgiving Dinner In Human History


Hopefully, the familial nature of this sighting doesn’t creep anyone out, but I suspect most people will be able to relate to this “anything’s possible” sightings I scored at Thanksgiving dinner 1999. Tracing this back to its origin, my cousin … Continue reading

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#3. The Cosmetology School Class of 2006 Collectively Lights Up


It was January 24, 2006, only the second day of my new job in central Iowa. On my lunch break, I decided to take a little walk in the chilly Midwestern winter air to see if there were any sightings … Continue reading

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#4. A Celebratory Smoke With Sis After Passing Driver’s Test


Another epic sighting made specifically delicious because of the context. It was the summer of 1999, only a couple of months after I had discovered the smoking fetish boards and was out of the closet as a fetisher.  I was … Continue reading

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#5. Krissy’s 7th Grade Downtown Minneapolis Doppelganger


I had had a number of impressive youthful sightings in my elementary and junior high years, but it wasn’t until the day after Thanksgiving 1990 when it was abundantly clear there was no turning back for me. A shuttle bus … Continue reading

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#6. Darla–The Great Original Hometown Sighting


This is the great original sighting, occurring in the spring of 1987 when I was a third grade boy. Some context: my official “hometown” is a tiny rural enclave in southern Minnesota with 288 people according to the most recent … Continue reading

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#7. Blond Oasis On The South Dakota Plains


I still can’t get people to believe this really happened.  In 2008, I went on a mid-August vacation to the Black Hills way out in western South Dakota. On the way back, I drove on one of the sparsest stretches of highway … Continue reading

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#8. Mother-Daughter Classic In Lutefisk Country


I’m a road trip junkie, navigating Minnesota and neighboring states on weekend safaris in the summer. As much as I enjoy these journeys, they rarely yield memorable sightings since I spend most of the time in the car. The one … Continue reading

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#9. Heaven-Sent Gas Station Attendant


While I wasn’t aware of the existence of a “smoking fetish” in the summer of 1998, it was all but a formality for me to get in touch with it as I was lusting for nicotine girls every day and … Continue reading

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#10. The Best Office Barbecue Ever And Its Young Teen Smoker MVP


An old coworker of mine and his wife loved to entertain, and they hosted a few barbecues every summer for their friends.  The first one I attended was in July 2007, and I remember thinking to myself as I was … Continue reading

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#11. Hot Girl On Campus Smokes Two In A Row


Until early 2005, I worked at a newspaper in a small town in southwestern Minnesota, and on occasion, I would have to attend these agriculture forums held on the campus of the technical college in nearby Mankato. I always managed … Continue reading

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#12. A Perfect 10 Brunette At The Casey’s Station


Here’s a sighting from June 2007 that was exceptional in its own right, but also stands as a sentimental favorite based on what it would inspire.  More on that later.  I was in good spirits early in the summer of … Continue reading

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#13. Jamie, Katie, and Alison Outside My Apartment


Between 2002 and 2005, I worked at a newspaper in a small town in southwestern Minnesota, and while there I lived in an apartment building that was in a cluster of three.  The positioning of my apartment window gave me … Continue reading

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#14. Mid-Teen Brunette Poses For Smoking Selfies in Front of Her Father


Typically after a long day of driving on my summer road trips, I unwind by parking at the front of the lot of the Wal-Mart in town and keeping tabs on female smokers that come and go.  This routine has … Continue reading

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#15. Madison Avenue Early Teen Starlet


I had my first “real job” in the summer of 1998, following my sophomore year of college, when I was a mail carrier in my hometown.  The job allowed me opportunities to observe female smoking in a way I hadn’t … Continue reading

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#16. The Neighbor Girl And Her Smoky Crew


On a warm, sunny Saturday afternoon in April 2010, I returned from a modest day of fetishing at one of the area malls.  Nothing I saw at the mall that day would prove memorable, but things actually started heating up … Continue reading

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#17. Gretchen Comes To Life In The Mall Parking Lot


I came to terms with my smoking fetish in the spring of 1999.  A monster was born and I became completely obsessed with it the following year…my senior year of college when I wrote about a dozen smoking fiction stories … Continue reading

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#18. A Blond Nursing Student Sexes Up Daily Walks At Work


My walks during breaks and lunches at work have produced a number of top-shelf sightings over the years, but in the spring of 2012, I finally stumbled into a hot girl who shared walking times with me, and she just … Continue reading

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#19. A Summer Afternoon At The Pool In The 80s


In the late 80s and early 90s, I was a very regular visitor to the city pool in my Minnesota hometown.  The pool is in kind of a shaky area of town which contributed to the teenage wasteland that seemed … Continue reading

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#20. My Religious Education Teacher’s Daughter


Another moment from my boyhood that would become one of my most transformative smoking fetish moments…and it was another of those moments that happened entirely by accident.  In sixth grade, I attended my religious ed classes at the home of … Continue reading

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