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MNSF #41. Winnie Cooper Smoking In Blue-Speckled White Shorts Nearly Starts a Melee


My leg was starting to cramp up badly in the mid-evening hours of my second Saturday at the 2012 Minnesota State Fair, and while the after-dark sightings weren’t bad, I was pulling for a sighting that would really get the … Continue reading

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MNSF #53. Redheaded Sex Kitten With Long Braid Tells Goofy Joke Through A Lengthy Talking Exhale


It was about 20 minutes to 7 p.m. on my excellent first day at the 2016 Minnesota State Fair and I had just crossed the century mark with sightings, quickly approaching the grandstand area knowing all the smokers going to … Continue reading

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MNSF #62. A Gorgeous Blond Smoker Holds Me Back in a Good Way


As great as my 2008 Minnesota State Fair sightings day was, things got even better in the evening.  Sightings were so prolific that I was expecting to cross the double-century threshold for the first time ever but the plan to … Continue reading

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MNSF #81. Late Teen Smoker Duo In Insanely Short Shorts Give Me A Smoky Peep Show


In the late afternoon hours of my first day at the 2014 Minnesota State Fair, I made one of my usual walking scans along the east side of the Coliseum building where a lot of smokers take a break in … Continue reading

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MNSF #82. Beautiful Jean-Shorted Dark Brunette Bookends Outstanding Afternoon With Two Cigarettes


I had an amazing stretch of extra base hits in the late afternoon and early evening hours on my first day at the 2015 Minnesota State Fair.  The following sighting bookended those hours of greatness…. I walked around to the … Continue reading

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MNSF #110. Rookie Teen Smoking Blond In White Shorts Confirms My Instinct


I was on my last hour of fetishing of my second night at the 2012 Minnesota State Fair, and I had just scored my hottest sighting of the evening, a sighting that still had the potential to yield more as … Continue reading

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MNSF #123. Two Smoker Girls In The Midway With Their Nonsmoking Boyfriends


I celebrated my 30th birthday in style on August 25, 2007, with a top-shelf day of fetishing at the Minnesota State Fair.  I will say, however, that the evening hours weren’t quite as epic as the daytime hours had been, … Continue reading

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ISF #24. Sexy Blond In Pink Shorts Takes Stinky Selfies With Nonsmoking Dad


The east side beer gardens has been the MVP location of the Iowa State Fairgrounds in the last few years and produced my sparkling moment of the day at Day 1 of the 2015 ISF as well.  I ventured past … Continue reading

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ISF #72. All-Female Family Smoking Act Sets Example For Preteen Girl


I had plenty of timing issues and sightings that completely lacked storylines which kept Day 1 of the 2016 Iowa State Fair from being anything resembling a classic day, but I managed to be in the right place at the … Continue reading

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FCF #8. Brunette Camel Goddess Ignores Grandstand Smoking Ban


I was sitting by myself in the back row of the grandstand on a Saturday evening in 2003 awaiting a concert by country singer Neal McCoy. About 15 minutes before the concert began, a trio sat down in the row … Continue reading

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Mall #22. Hairstylist in Black Cocktail Dress Chainsmokes and Pollutes Without Shame


Arguably the worst week on the calendar for me every year is the week after Labor Day, with fair sightings season over and a return to my traditional bleak sightings landscape.  But the one upside is that I can return … Continue reading

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#1. Cousin Jamie’s Smoky Wedding Party


I’ll always remember June 1, 2002. It’s as close as an antisocial wallflower like me can expect to come to a fetish paradise in the early 21st century. My cousin Jamie (recipient of my #2 sighting of all-time designation) was … Continue reading

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