Category Archives: Top-10 Summerfest Sightings

Summerfest #1. A Perfect Blond Smoker In A Perfect Summerfest Outfit


After two decidedly mediocre nights at Summerfest 2009,  I went into fireworks night on the event’s closing Sunday with modest expectations.  Imagine my delight when I scored more than a half dozen impressive sightings in the 45 minutes before the … Continue reading

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Summerfest #2. Nonsmoking Blond Babe Gets Corrupted By Her Smoker Girl Pals


A trio of sexy early 20s girls all decked out in skimpy jean shorts caught my eye right away in the Summerfest beer gardens on Friday night in 2015 as I just sensed something special about them.  All three were … Continue reading

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Summerfest #3. A Familiar Face Performing A Dangle For The Ages


This encounter spanned two nights at Summerfest in 2010.  I walked to Summerfest on Thursday evening, its first night, and was depressed to see virtually no smoking occurring as I traversed the grounds, and prominent “NO SMOKING” signs posted all … Continue reading

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Summerfest #4. Thursday Night Blonds Smoking Their Tobacco Items of Choice


My first visit to Summerfest came in 2006 and while it was a good appetizer, it wasn’t until opening night of the 2007 Summerfest that I really got to see what the venue was capable of.  Two classic sightings for … Continue reading

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Summerfest #5. Smoking And Grinding During Fireworks


My epic fireworks night at Summerfest 2009 was runner-up only to cousin Jamie’s wedding as the hottest night of smoking in my entire life. There were so many hot girls smoking at one time that I was running around like a … Continue reading

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Summerfest #6. Sexy Teen Duo Finally Lights Up Summerfest Midway


Summerfest is a pretty small event, with a barbell-shaped grounds featuring the beer gardens, a carnival, and a walkway in between occupied by food vendors.  I often wander into the parking lots as a means of occupying some time and … Continue reading

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Summerfest #7. Petite Brunette Defies Aggressive Antismoking Bullies


The first even marginally attractive girl of the opening night of Summerfest 2013 just happened to be the year’s top Summerfest girl.  Now the sighting was disappointingly, and infuriatingly, cut short in the cruelest way, but the storyline of the … Continue reading

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Summerfest #8. The Northside Danglers


Out of the four nights I attended Summerfest 2010 three blocks from my apartment, three of them were disappointments.  Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday nights all failed to impress.  But the one night that came through REALLY came through, and that … Continue reading

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Summerfest #9. Decorating Her Denim-Clad Ass With a Newport Pack


I had a pretty good Summerfest all around in 2011, including a handful of memorable sightings on the event’s first night.  This sighting would prove to be my best sighting of the evening and, for that matter, the entire 2011 … Continue reading

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Summerfest #10. Midwestern Amanda Peet Clone In A Red Dress


While I will most likely never have another night at Summerfest, the annual festival in the town where I live, as incredible as fireworks night in 2009, I have to admit that I had a very strong runner-up with the … Continue reading

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Summerfest #11. Thundercloud-Exhaling Brunette At The Edge Of The Carnival


I had two awesome sightings on the opening night (Thursday) of Summerfest 2013, including this one around 10;30 p.m. at the edge of the carnival which I was approaching from the nearby parking lot.  On the street between the port-a-potties … Continue reading

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Summerfest #12. Blond Bombshell Makes Cigarettes Disappear In Eight Drags


Friday night was the source of the best sighting at Summerfest 2012, and it came in two phases in the beer gardens between 10 p.m. and 10:30.  By this point in the evening, the smokers were becoming bolder, particularly in … Continue reading

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Summerfest #13. Tall, Slender Brunette Clears A Smoky Path In Beer Gardens


For whatever reason, my successes at Summerfest have seemed to occur primarily on odd-numbered years.  2014 was not one of those and the even-numbered year curse seemed to hold up again.  Sightings declined by 20% from my impressive 2013 haul, … Continue reading

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