Category Archives: Top-50 Local County Fair Sightings

Local County Fair Overview


I remember visits to the local county fair in the small southern Minnesota county where I grew up dating back to 1983.  I have a vague recollection of a couple of early sightings that intrigued me in the 1990s, but … Continue reading

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FCF #1. Even Early Teen Nicotine Cowgirls Get The Cravings


I’ve already stated that 2005 was one of my best years at the local county fair and the following narrative from that year puts an exclamation point on that observation with one of my all-time best sightings in any venue. … Continue reading

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FCF #2. Teen Smoking Princess Puts On Trigger-Tripping Nicotine Show For The Ages


I’d been talking a lot of smack about the smoking area outside the grandstand at the 2013 FCF this year and for good reason as there hadn’t been a single top-tier sighting in the area for the entire fair as of … Continue reading

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FCF #3. “Erin” Doppelganger Emerges As A Chainsmoker


2005 was one of my best years for epic sightings at the local fair, and the following stunner is an excellent example why it was so amazing. The saga began on Wednesday night around 9 p.m. Between the beer gardens … Continue reading

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FCF #4. An Angel Who “Rapes” Her Cigarettes….Two Years In A Row!


Two nights at the 2010 county fair, I had lengthy visual encounters of a girl who would come to define a new term I would invoke in the months to come….the cigarette rapist.  I had encountered only one instance of … Continue reading

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FCF #5. A Strawberry Blond And Her Cowgirl Older Sister


Due to a shift in the concert times, local county fair fetishing became more challenging in 2008. On Saturday evening that year, I was meeting up with a cluster of old buddies that really cramped my style in terms of … Continue reading

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FCF #6. Shiny Golden Purses, Jeans With Exposed Asscheeks, And Multiple Smoker Girls At The Gas Station


Until 2010 stole its thunder, 2005 was my best year at the local fair as I scored three of my top-10 county fair sightings of all-time at the fair over the course of three successive nights. On Thursday night, I … Continue reading

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FCF #7. Brash, Bold, Brunette Heavy-Smoking Teen Rarely Seen Without A Cigarette Over Three Nights


I guess I had taken a brief mental note of a family that walked into the fair gate ahead of me that Wednesday afternoon at the 2013 local county fair, a family that included a dark brunette late teen daughter … Continue reading

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FCF #8. Brunette Camel Goddess Ignores Grandstand Smoking Ban


I was sitting by myself in the back row of the grandstand on a Saturday evening in 2003 awaiting a concert by country singer Neal McCoy. About 15 minutes before the concert began, a trio sat down in the row … Continue reading

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FCF #9. Selena Gomez Kid Sister Openly Smoking Multiple Newports


This sighting found its way to the top of my list for 2012 mostly because of the ongoing saga aspect of what was an immensely satisfying and highly unlikely sighting even in the beginning.  The saga began on the opening … Continue reading

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FCF #10. Hooked On a Six-Second Drag


My friend Dan had been planning to come to the local fair that Friday night in 2009 with a camera in hopes of tag teaming with me on the fetish trail even though he doesn’t have the fetish himself.  But … Continue reading

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FCF #11. Wheelchair Hotties With Nicotine “Crutches”


Here was a two-night saga from the 2010 county fair that stands out because of its uniqueness.  This was the first night at my local county fair and I was perusing the grounds with buddy Corey and preparing to get … Continue reading

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FCF #12. The Blond Chainsmoker Who Started It All At The County Fair


After years in the proverbial “closet”, my smoking fetish finally became official on May 11, 1999, during my junior year of college when I accidentally stumbled into the fetish boards and never looked back from there. The 1999 county fair … Continue reading

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FCF #13. Miniskirted Megaglamorous Blond Makes Multiple Smoky Appearances


2011 was another great year at my county fair, but the sighting that narrowly edged the rest out was this three-night extravaganza of an incredibly glamorous girl who stepped up her game on each of the three successive smoking encounters … Continue reading

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FCF #14. Teen Angel in White And Her Older Chainsmoking Friends


As mentioned elsewhere, my Thursday evening at the 2011 county fair was hobbled by an awkward encounter with the fairgrounds police who confronted me after noticing me lurking around the grounds that evening and previous evenings.  I was rattled after … Continue reading

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FCF #15. Teen Brunette Best Friends Chainsmoking Through The Midway


I had a number of great finds on my opening night at the 2012 local county fair but this duo won the night based on their persistent tobacco consumption.  I was on the midway watching in awe at a smoldering … Continue reading

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FCF #16. Sweet Mid-Teen Cutie Smokes In The Midway In Front Of Her Parents


My friend Corey attended all the evening grandstand concerts at the 2014 county fair with me, but he got tired in the middle of the low-energy Tuesday night show and left about 20 minutes before the concert got over.  I … Continue reading

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FCF #17. Lemonade Stand Brunette Babe Shatters Record With A Nine-Cigarette County Fair


The biggest star of this year’s local county fair proved the old adage that the road to greatness is a marathon and not a sprint, leaving a strong first impression but building upon that early impression repeatedly as the fair … Continue reading

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FCF #18. Jake Owen Can’t Compete With Her Nicotine Craving


Near the end of a successful Thursday night fetish session in 2007, I was taking note of the fact that the second concert of country singer Jake Owen was almost over around 10 p.m. and thought it would be a … Continue reading

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FCF #19. The Smoky Out-of-Town Girls Annoy The Locals


My friend Corey and I had just left a forgettable country concert on Tuesday, the opening evening of the county fair in 2009, and I had been stuck seated in the sightings-free midsection of the grandstand for about two hours, … Continue reading

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