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MNSF #1. The 1996 State Fair Girls Who Escalated My Fetish


My smoking fetish was officially born on the sunny mid-afternoon hours on August 28, 1996, only three days after my 19th birthday, and three days before I left for my freshman year of college. And given the intensity my fetish … Continue reading

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MNSF #10. Storing Up on Nicotine Before The Hinder Concert


My first day at the 2010 Minnesota State Fair was fairly unsubstantial for most of the day, but around 6 p.m. in my final hour of sightings before meeting up with the family I scored a monster blockbuster that changed … Continue reading

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MNSF #30. Blond Dangles And Chainsmokes Through Work Break, Overcome With Physical Pleasure After Each Drag


I had a very solid day coming together on Day 1 of the 2016 Minnesota State Fair in the early afternoon hours and was lurking around the smoking area east of the grandstand, which has probably been the most productive … Continue reading

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ISF #1. Pint-Sized Marlboro Reds Teen Becomes Most Prolific Chainsmoker I’ve Encountered


My day and evening during my first visit to the 2014 Iowa State Fair was already going very well even before I journeyed down the block on the concourse that separates the teen huddle that forms at the center of … Continue reading

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ISF #35 Blond Bombshell Chainsmokers At The BlackHawk Concert


I faced a major decision in the early evening of my first day at the 2013 Iowa State Fair.  The day had been pretty awful thus far for smoker sightings and the time was approaching for a concert by the … Continue reading

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ISF #36. Heavy-Smoking Brunette Smokes In Front Of Cop And Little Girl…At The Same Time!


A little after 7 p.m. on the generally unproductive second day at the 2016 Iowa State Fair, I was bummed to have had a near-miss on a teen smoker girl sighting, but I wouldn’t have long to feel sorry for … Continue reading

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FCF #3. “Erin” Doppelganger Emerges As A Chainsmoker


2005 was one of my best years for epic sightings at the local fair, and the following stunner is an excellent example why it was so amazing. The saga began on Wednesday night around 9 p.m. Between the beer gardens … Continue reading

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FCF #4. An Angel Who “Rapes” Her Cigarettes….Two Years In A Row!


Two nights at the 2010 county fair, I had lengthy visual encounters of a girl who would come to define a new term I would invoke in the months to come….the cigarette rapist.  I had encountered only one instance of … Continue reading

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FCF #7. Brash, Bold, Brunette Heavy-Smoking Teen Rarely Seen Without A Cigarette Over Three Nights


I guess I had taken a brief mental note of a family that walked into the fair gate ahead of me that Wednesday afternoon at the 2013 local county fair, a family that included a dark brunette late teen daughter … Continue reading

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FCF #10. Hooked On a Six-Second Drag


My friend Dan had been planning to come to the local fair that Friday night in 2009 with a camera in hopes of tag teaming with me on the fetish trail even though he doesn’t have the fetish himself.  But … Continue reading

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FCF #11. Wheelchair Hotties With Nicotine “Crutches”


Here was a two-night saga from the 2010 county fair that stands out because of its uniqueness.  This was the first night at my local county fair and I was perusing the grounds with buddy Corey and preparing to get … Continue reading

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FCF #12. The Blond Chainsmoker Who Started It All At The County Fair


After years in the proverbial “closet”, my smoking fetish finally became official on May 11, 1999, during my junior year of college when I accidentally stumbled into the fetish boards and never looked back from there. The 1999 county fair … Continue reading

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FCF #14. Teen Angel in White And Her Older Chainsmoking Friends


As mentioned elsewhere, my Thursday evening at the 2011 county fair was hobbled by an awkward encounter with the fairgrounds police who confronted me after noticing me lurking around the grounds that evening and previous evenings.  I was rattled after … Continue reading

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FCF #15. Teen Brunette Best Friends Chainsmoking Through The Midway


I had a number of great finds on my opening night at the 2012 local county fair but this duo won the night based on their persistent tobacco consumption.  I was on the midway watching in awe at a smoldering … Continue reading

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FCF #47. Young Teen Blond Smokes Multiple Cigarettes and Throws Multiple Curveballs


In the previous couple of years, the smoking area outside the grandstand at my local county fair hasn’t delivered the way it routinely did five years earlier, and the Wednesday night concert by country singer Craig Campbell at the 2014 … Continue reading

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AOF #1. The Show Me State Welcomes Me With Daylong Chainsmoking Show By Distinctive Sexpot Trio


I had been to the 2015 Missouri State Fair for an about an hour and noon came and went as I got the lay of the land of their fairgrounds without a single sighting under my belt thus far when … Continue reading

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Mall #13. The Cute Nerd Chaining Camel Pinks


It was a decent Saturday afternoon in late September 2011 as I was fetishing at central Iowa’s most upscale mall.  Right off the bat, the day was shaping up nicely and would become my best day ever in two years … Continue reading

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Mall #22. Hairstylist in Black Cocktail Dress Chainsmokes and Pollutes Without Shame


Arguably the worst week on the calendar for me every year is the week after Labor Day, with fair sightings season over and a return to my traditional bleak sightings landscape.  But the one upside is that I can return … Continue reading

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Mall #26. Jewelry Store Hottie Smokes Multiples On Her Breaks


I had an open-ended “date” with an ex-girlfriend who came back to Des Moines to visit family one Saturday in late October 2013, but since I didn’t know specifically when I would hear from her, I thought I’d take advantage … Continue reading

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Mall #29. Chronic Brunette Litterbug Chain-Smokes Camel Pinks


One Sunday afternoon in late July 2014 at central Iowa’s most upscale mall I scored my first leg of a sighting that was frustrating, even though it had and still has the potential to produce a rock star moment. But … Continue reading

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