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AOF #1. The Show Me State Welcomes Me With Daylong Chainsmoking Show By Distinctive Sexpot Trio


I had been to the 2015 Missouri State Fair for an about an hour and noon came and went as I got the lay of the land of their fairgrounds without a single sighting under my belt thus far when … Continue reading

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MNSF #1. The 1996 State Fair Girls Who Escalated My Fetish


My smoking fetish was officially born on the sunny mid-afternoon hours on August 28, 1996, only three days after my 19th birthday, and three days before I left for my freshman year of college. And given the intensity my fetish … Continue reading

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MNSF #10. Storing Up on Nicotine Before The Hinder Concert


My first day at the 2010 Minnesota State Fair was fairly unsubstantial for most of the day, but around 6 p.m. in my final hour of sightings before meeting up with the family I scored a monster blockbuster that changed … Continue reading

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ISF #1. Pint-Sized Marlboro Reds Teen Becomes Most Prolific Chainsmoker I’ve Encountered


My day and evening during my first visit to the 2014 Iowa State Fair was already going very well even before I journeyed down the block on the concourse that separates the teen huddle that forms at the center of … Continue reading

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ISF #34. Blond Bombshell Chainsmokers At The BlackHawk Concert


I faced a major decision in the early evening of my first day at the 2013 Iowa State Fair.  The day had been pretty awful thus far for smoker sightings and the time was approaching for a concert by the … Continue reading

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FCF #3. “Erin” Doppelganger Emerges As A Chainsmoker


2005 was one of my best years for epic sightings at the local fair, and the following stunner is an excellent example why it was so amazing. The saga began on Wednesday night around 9 p.m. Between the beer gardens … Continue reading

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FCF #4. An Angel Who “Rapes” Her Cigarettes….Two Years In A Row!


Two nights at the 2010 county fair, I had lengthy visual encounters of a girl who would come to define a new term I would invoke in the months to come….the cigarette rapist.  I had encountered only one instance of … Continue reading

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FCF #7. Brash, Bold, Brunette Heavy-Smoking Teen Rarely Seen Without A Cigarette Over Three Nights


I guess I had taken a brief mental note of a family that walked into the fair gate ahead of me that Wednesday afternoon at the 2013 local county fair, a family that included a dark brunette late teen daughter … Continue reading

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FCF #10. Hooked On a Six-Second Drag


My friend Dan had been planning to come to the local fair that Friday night in 2009 with a camera in hopes of tag teaming with me on the fetish trail even though he doesn’t have the fetish himself.  But … Continue reading

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FCF #11. Wheelchair Hotties With Nicotine “Crutches”


Here was a two-night saga from the 2010 county fair that stands out because of its uniqueness.  This was the first night at my local county fair and I was perusing the grounds with buddy Corey and preparing to get … Continue reading

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FCF #12. The Blond Chainsmoker Who Started It All At The County Fair


After years in the proverbial “closet”, my smoking fetish finally became official on May 11, 1999, during my junior year of college when I accidentally stumbled into the fetish boards and never looked back from there. The 1999 county fair … Continue reading

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FCF #15. Teen Brunette Best Friends Chainsmoking Through The Midway


I had a number of great finds on my opening night at the 2012 local county fair but this duo won the night based on their persistent tobacco consumption.  I was on the midway watching in awe at a smoldering … Continue reading

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Mall #11. The Cute Nerd Chaining Camel Pinks


It was a decent Saturday afternoon in late September 2011 as I was fetishing at central Iowa’s most upscale mall.  Right off the bat, the day was shaping up nicely and would become my best day ever in two years … Continue reading

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Summerfest #4. Thursday Night Blonds Smoking Their Tobacco Items of Choice


My first visit to Summerfest came in 2006 and while it was a good appetizer, it wasn’t until opening night of the 2007 Summerfest that I really got to see what the venue was capable of.  Two classic sightings for … Continue reading

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#1. Cousin Jamie’s Smoky Wedding Party


I’ll always remember June 1, 2002. It’s as close as an antisocial wallflower like me can expect to come to a fetish paradise in the early 21st century. My cousin Jamie (recipient of my #2 sighting of all-time designation) was … Continue reading

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#22. Nonsmoking Male Passenger Stuck In Car With Chainsmoking Female From Hell


I don’t get every Martin Luther King Day off work at my job but on January 19, 2015, I did.  I had a few errands to run in the afternoon and headed to my usual grocery store to pick up … Continue reading

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#44. Take Me Out To The Ballgame


My smoking fetish had not yet risen above the surface in a tangible way in the summer of 1997, but having one year of college down and working at a summer job that allowed me a fair amount of observation … Continue reading

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