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MNSF #86. Dangling Blond’s Exhale Turns Middle-Aged Man Into A Cowering Wimp


My second day at the 2014 Minnesota State Fair was a record attendance day, meaning the crowds were absolutely suffocating, especially by mid-afternoon, which was the time of day I headed east on Dan Patch Avenue where the first electric … Continue reading

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ISF #9. Young Teen Smoker Trio Lifts My Spirits With Their “Spirits”


Another classic from that second night at the Iowa State Fair on Wednesday in 2010, which was bookended by greatness in the evening’s early hours and late hours.  The two sightings in this countdown from late in the evening have … Continue reading

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ISF #24. Sexy Blond In Pink Shorts Takes Stinky Selfies With Nonsmoking Dad


The east side beer gardens has been the MVP location of the Iowa State Fairgrounds in the last few years and produced my sparkling moment of the day at Day 1 of the 2015 ISF as well.  I ventured past … Continue reading

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ISF #64. Young Mommy In Pink Shorts Walks The Concourse Smoking a Cigar


Despite being my least productive day of fairgrounds fetishing in years, my first Saturday at the 2012 Iowa State Fair still produced a dozen or so memorable moments and few golden images, including this would-be classic from early evening that … Continue reading

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FCF #60. Grandstand Worker Beauty In Pink Shorts Takes Smoke Breaks With Friend


I had a two-part sighting over two evenings at the 2013 county fair with a star player that gave a worthy storyline sighting each night.  The first sighting took place on Wednesday night as I was leaving the Sawyer Brown … Continue reading

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Mall #18. Smoky Baby Talk


I scored my best mall sightings day of the year one steamy early summer day in June 2010, with this only being my second best of the day.  There are 10 sightings “hotspots” at my favorite Iowa mall, with some … Continue reading

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Summerfest #5. Front-Row Seat To a Beautiful Blond Chainsmoker Boldly Defying Smoking Restrictions


My Friday evening at Summerfest 2016 was aided by some of the best timing I’ve ever had in my life, and nowhere was this precision timing more clear than in my best Summerfest sighting of the year.  There’s a certain … Continue reading

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#41. Following A Long Shot Hunch Leads Me To Hot College Girl Duo


I had a classic fetisher’s instinct one Saturday afternoon in early June 2014 and had the sense and luck to follow it to sightings gold.  I was in the final moments of my walk around the neighborhood when I saw … Continue reading

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