Category Archives: Top-20 Mall Sightings

Mall #1. Three Generations of Matriarchal Nicotine Dependency


Back in December 2008, I stumbled upon an adorable 19-year-old smoker on an online dating site who I would end up chatting on the phone with regularly. We had a date planned for the Saturday before Christmas, but it didn’t … Continue reading

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Mall #2. The Clarke County Smoker Girls Come To The Big City


While I made a few journeys to my favorite central Iowa mall in the immediate months after moving to Des Moines in January 2006, it wasn’t until June of that year that I got my first epic sighting at the … Continue reading

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Mall #3. Teen Smoking Daughter and Baby Brother Waiting For Mom


I’ve already listed two blockbuster mall sightings that I scored on March 17, 2007, higher up in the countdown, but here was the day’s true epic.  Walking past the mall’s main entrance I approached a minivan illegally parked near the … Continue reading

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Mall #4. Strawberry Haired Teen Cutie Interacts With Me While Smoking A VS120


It had been another mediocre day of sightings at central Iowa’s most upscale mall on June 11, 2016, the latest in what had been a long line in mall sightings days with minimal smoker girl rewards.  On top of that, … Continue reading

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Mall #5. Sneaky Teen Blonds In Capris Serve Up Epic Two-For-One


A classic from September 2009 as I was cutting through the inside of the mall to hit the sightings hotspots.  From two football fields away I spied an obscure back entrance to the mall and watched two shapely denim-clad teenage … Continue reading

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Mall #6: Early Teen Brunette Dazzles With Bipolar Smoking Performance


Far and away my most jaw-dropping mall fetish moment of 2012 came at my Old Reliable Des Moines area mall that May.  I was already riding high that afternoon after just scoring a sighting of a very young-looking mall worker … Continue reading

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Mall #7. Preteen Blond Smokes Openly in Front of Mall With Mom Then Brings The Show To Parking Lot


The first weekend in December every holiday season, I kick off my “holiday tour of malls”, exploring three different malls in central Iowa and southern Minnesota during the three biggest Christmas shopping weekends where mall traffic–and tobacco use among female … Continue reading

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Mall #8. Supersmoking Teen Girl Squeezes in a Sandwich Between Cigarettes


Back in May 2011, on one of the first genuinely warm days of the season in central Iowa, I had a fairly successful Saturday outing at my favorite area mall, and it was the final moments while driving the last … Continue reading

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Mall #9: A “Spirited” Teen Duo Take Multiple Smoke Breaks In Between Chasing Boys


It was hard to motivate myself to head to central Iowa’s most upscale mall for a day of sightings on a sunny Saturday afternoon in early October 2015.  I just wasn’t feeling it, as is sometimes the case with days of … Continue reading

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Mall #10. The Christopher and Banks Cigar-Chomping Beauty


One warmer-than-average Saturday afternoon in November 2009, I pulled off an epic sighting near the mall’s back entryway as I approached a super-hot 18-19ish dark brunette with a pink top and black slacks sitting on the curb with a cell … Continue reading

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Mall #11. Krista and Her Professor/Smoker Gal With Jet-Force Exhales


Another two-sightings-for-the-price-of-one stunner from that incredible day at River Hills Mall in Mankato in December 2011.  I went through the Barnes and Noble store from the inside and exited to another huge storyline sighting as I stumbled right into a … Continue reading

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Mall #12. Teen Girls Stinking Up The Parking Ramp


Back to that steamy Saturday afternoon in June 2010 where I scored my #18 mall sighting on this list, here was the sighting of the day that exceeded it. I was sweating like a hog with the intense heat but … Continue reading

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Mall #13. The Cute Nerd Chaining Camel Pinks


It was a decent Saturday afternoon in late September 2011 as I was fetishing at central Iowa’s most upscale mall.  Right off the bat, the day was shaping up nicely and would become my best day ever in two years … Continue reading

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Mall #14. Smoky Young Girlfriend And Her Adopted Family


I had scored a couple of delicious appetizers at the River Hills Mall in Mankato on Saturday, December 9, 2011, already, but here was the first of the day’s sightings that truly made me stand up and take notice. Walking … Continue reading

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Mall #15. Wholesome Teen Heartbreaker Wraps Up A Day Of Shopping With A Smoke


My hopes were high on a steamy 92-degree late June 2013 day of going to Des Moines’ most upscale mall and seeing some sexy young female bodies draped in skimpy summer attire.  Ideally of course, some of these sexy-dressed girls … Continue reading

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Mall #16. Persian Girl Selling Nail Care Products Entertains With Copious Supersmoking Shows


At some point in the later months of 2015 I was wrapping up my day driving laps around central Iowa’s most upscale mall and happened upon a beautiful mid-20s dark brunette on the final couple of drags of an all-white … Continue reading

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Mall #17. “Secondhand Smoke Will Be Sexy Tonight”


On March 17, 2007, the same day as my #19 mall sighting of all time, I would score another classic only about an hour later.  My instincts guided me towards another incredible sighting soon after. I was walking past the … Continue reading

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Mall #18. Smoky Baby Talk


I scored my best mall sightings day of the year one steamy early summer day in June 2010, with this only being my second best of the day.  There are 10 sightings “hotspots” at my favorite Iowa mall, with some … Continue reading

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Mall #19. Mid-Teen Trio Learns How To Share


I wasn’t in the best of moods on St. Patrick’s Day 2007.  Only days earlier, Iowa’s new Governor had passed a $1 a pack cigarette tax hike.  I nonetheless made a pilgrimage to the mall on that Saturday, which happened … Continue reading

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Mall #20. Little Old Man Spurns Offer Of Help From Teen Smoker Girls


On my first journey to central Iowa’s most upscale mall in February 2013, things started coming alive by mid-afternoon.  I was standing inside at the entryway doors at one of the mall’s most popular rear entrances.  An early 20s light … Continue reading

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