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MNSF #125. Nearly Walking Past Duo Of Smoker Hotties In Shorts With Nonsmoking Boyfriends


It’s sometimes frightening to look back and realize how close I can come from missing a great sighting, and in many cases probably have.  But in the generally mediocre mid-afternoon hours of my first day at the 2014 Minnesota State … Continue reading

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MNSF #133. Wholesome Blond Smoker Beauty Outside The Haunted House


It was more than an hour into the day before my shovel hit a golden nugget on my first day at the 2011 Minnesota State Fair, but it was worth the wait when I saw her.  Walking past the haunted … Continue reading

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MNSF #143. Blond Dressed In White Finishes Smoking While Friends Go To The Bathroom


I scored a wizbang litany of extra-base hits on Day 1 of the 2012 Minnesota State Fair, and actually soldiered through an afternoon rain storm not wanting to miss out on what I figured would be a tremendous Saturday evening … Continue reading

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ISF #9. Young Teen Smoker Trio Lifts My Spirits With Their “Spirits”


Another classic from that second night at the Iowa State Fair on Wednesday in 2010, which was bookended by greatness in the evening’s early hours and late hours.  The two sightings in this countdown from late in the evening have … Continue reading

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ISF #23. Gorgeous Blond In Pink and White With a Little Blue Bandage on Her Leg


Things were going very well for me right away during my Wednesday evening visit to the 2012 Iowa State Fair with a flurry of impressive sightings in the first hour, but the evening really hit its stride at the tail … Continue reading

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ISF #40. Sexpot Blond Teen Daughter Shares A Cigarette With Her Mom And Sister


I scored three spectacular sightings during the mid-to-late afternoon hours on my first visit to the 2014 Iowa State Fair.  The final of those Big Three sightings chronologically took place just before 6 p.m., and a little longer of a … Continue reading

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ISF #41. Epic Blond Smoker Dressed in White Is Beacon of Beauty Amongst Unattractive Group


Another amazing sighting from that most extraordinary Saturday at the Iowa State Fair in 2010, this one occurring around 6:00 when it was still daylight.  2010 was so good at the Iowa State Fair that it knocked out of my … Continue reading

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ISF #61. Imagining A Cigarette Into The Hand of a Brunette Beauty in White Shorts


I was on quite a roll during the period just before and after dusk on my Wednesday half-day visit of the 2012 Iowa State Fair, and the final sighting in this stretch of greatness took place on the fairgrounds’ south … Continue reading

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ISF #65. Teen Brunette In Lacy White Shorts Leads Double Header Sighting Outside Beer Gardens


It was the manic late evening hours of the my first day at the 2014 Iowa State Fair, and I had spent a lot of time in the last hour focusing on one special sighting, but took some detours from … Continue reading

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FCF #12. The Blond Chainsmoker Who Started It All At The County Fair


After years in the proverbial “closet”, my smoking fetish finally became official on May 11, 1999, during my junior year of college when I accidentally stumbled into the fetish boards and never looked back from there. The 1999 county fair … Continue reading

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FCF #14. Teen Angel in White And Her Older Chainsmoking Friends


As mentioned elsewhere, my Thursday evening at the 2011 county fair was hobbled by an awkward encounter with the fairgrounds police who confronted me after noticing me lurking around the grounds that evening and previous evenings.  I was rattled after … Continue reading

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FCF #20. “Tonya” and Her 4-H Girl Smoker Buddy


I only scored 17 sightings Wednesday night at the local county fair in 2010, which ordinarily isn’t a great haul, but whatever I lacked in quantity I more than made up for with blockbuster quality.  I scored this grand slam … Continue reading

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AOF #1. The Show Me State Welcomes Me With Daylong Chainsmoking Show By Distinctive Sexpot Trio


I had been to the 2015 Missouri State Fair for an about an hour and noon came and went as I got the lay of the land of their fairgrounds without a single sighting under my belt thus far when … Continue reading

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Mall #29. Young Teen Girls Of Summer Give Me Smoky, Tantalizing Teaser


I had just arrived at metropolitan Des Moines’ most upscale mall on a steamy early Saturday afternoon in late June 2014, still lacking a mall sighting for the year worthy of this year-end greatest hits list.  It wouldn’t take long … Continue reading

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#32. Blond Early Teen In Polka Dot Dress Fires Up The Skate Park


I’ve lived in the same neighborhood in central Iowa for a decade now and during the decent weather months I have gone on daily walks down a stretch of sidewalk that goes past a skate park. Several years ago it … Continue reading

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#61. Topping Off The Tank And Seeing Cousin Jamie’s Would-Be Kid Sister


For a few years in the mid-2000s, I was having better luck with sightings at a gas station in my southern Minnesota where I topped off my tank after attending my local county fair than I did at my local … Continue reading

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Summerfest #1. A Perfect Blond Smoker In A Perfect Summerfest Outfit


After two decidedly mediocre nights at Summerfest 2009,  I went into fireworks night on the event’s closing Sunday with modest expectations.  Imagine my delight when I scored more than a half dozen impressive sightings in the 45 minutes before the … Continue reading

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