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ISF #80. Lucky Boyfriend Caresses The Smooth Legs Of Goddess Girlfriend As She Smokes


I had a modestly rewarding sighting going on around 10:30 on my first day at the 2015 Iowa State Fair and made the choice to walk away from it before it played out, and that decision was vindicated because it … Continue reading

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FCF #4. An Angel Who “Rapes” Her Cigarettes….Two Years In A Row!


Two nights at the 2010 county fair, I had lengthy visual encounters of a girl who would come to define a new term I would invoke in the months to come….the cigarette rapist.  I had encountered only one instance of … Continue reading

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FCF #23. “The Trio” Of Blonds Obnoxiously Violates Smoke-Free Saturday


“Smoke-Free Saturday” at my 2012 local county fair ironically produced a few electric moments of hot girls smoking cigarettes, but far and away the most electric was the group of smoker girls during the Lonestar concert that will forever be … Continue reading

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FCF #33. Angelic Blond Who Looks Like Youth For Christ Counselor Lights Up


As I so often do at my county fair, I was preparing for my “final loop of the night” on Thursday evening of the 2014 FCF but managed to keep getting sidetracked and/or talking myself into yet another “final loop … Continue reading

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FCF #40. A Stinky Girl of Charity Smokes While Helping The Disabled


Another sighting from 2006 where the context made it especially precious. Early that Thursday evening, I was standing in line for the first of two grandstand concerts by now country superstar Miranda Lambert back when she only had a couple … Continue reading

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#3. The Cosmetology School Class of 2006 Collectively Lights Up


It was January 24, 2006, only the second day of my new job in central Iowa. On my lunch break, I decided to take a little walk in the chilly Midwestern winter air to see if there were any sightings … Continue reading

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#11. Hot Girl On Campus Smokes Two In A Row


Until early 2005, I worked at a newspaper in a small town in southwestern Minnesota, and on occasion, I would have to attend these agriculture forums held on the campus of the technical college in nearby Mankato. I always managed … Continue reading

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#23. Nonsmoking Male Passenger Stuck In Car With Chainsmoking Female From Hell


I don’t get every Martin Luther King Day off work at my job but on January 19, 2015, I did.  I had a few errands to run in the afternoon and headed to my usual grocery store to pick up … Continue reading

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#27. Blond Nicotine Lugie Machine Provides Drought Relief


Those who have read the entries so far on this countdown have undoubtedly already noticed that my walks around my neighborhood tend to produce some of my favorite sightings, and this early June gem was the best sighting my neighborhood … Continue reading

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#28. Even Amish Girls Are Smoking These Days!


Every October, I head with the folks through southeastern Minnesota and into La Crosse, Wisconsin, to see the fall colors along the bluffs of the Mississippi River Valley and its tributaries.  It’s a family tradition dating back to when I … Continue reading

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#33. Young Professional Beauty Enjoying A Smoke Before Doing Business In The Capitol


For nine months of the year, I go for a walk around the Iowa state office buildings almost every day during lunch.  But between the cold winter weather, the busier schedule during the early months of the year , and … Continue reading

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#46. Young Teen Beacon On A Gritty Street Corner


I got a job with the state of Iowa in early 2006.  The commute to work took me through a somewhat gritty neighborhood on the north side of Des Moines, and there’s one corner in particular with a bit of … Continue reading

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#47. Jenna Bush Smoker Girl For a Neighbor


When I first moved to central Iowa in 2006, I lived in an apartment cluster that I enjoyed, but ultimately had to leave because I wasn’t getting any sleep due to the creaky ceilings whenever the girl who lived upstairs … Continue reading

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#53. Montevideo Wal-Mart Parking Lot


Every year, I make a voyage in July to west-central Minnesota, and most years I stay overnight in the small town of Montevideo, Minnesota.  I usually arrive there in the mid-to-late afternoon and pass the time seeking out smokers for … Continue reading

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#55. A Religious Girl Visits The Neighborhood Smoking a 120


I had a pretty good week of sightings in early June 2012, and this masterpiece I scored driving home from work was one of a couple sightings from the week that made this blog.  I had just scored a decent … Continue reading

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Mall #1. Three Generations of Matriarchal Nicotine Dependency


Back in December 2008, I stumbled upon an adorable 19-year-old smoker on an online dating site who I would end up chatting on the phone with regularly. We had a date planned for the Saturday before Christmas, but it didn’t … Continue reading

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Mall #19. Mid-Teen Trio Learns How To Share


I wasn’t in the best of moods on St. Patrick’s Day 2007.  Only days earlier, Iowa’s new Governor had passed a $1 a pack cigarette tax hike.  I nonetheless made a pilgrimage to the mall on that Saturday, which happened … Continue reading

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Mall #20. Little Old Man Spurns Offer Of Help From Teen Smoker Girls


On my first journey to central Iowa’s most upscale mall in February 2013, things started coming alive by mid-afternoon.  I was standing inside at the entryway doors at one of the mall’s most popular rear entrances.  An early 20s light … Continue reading

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Mall #25. Double Feature Outside Front Entrance with Mother-Daughter and Boyfriend-Girlfriend


I had already had a better afternoon of fetishing than the law of averages would say is possible that day in December 2011 at Mankato, Minnesota, but in the final minutes of the day before I met up with my … Continue reading

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