MNSF #20. Sexually Charged Teen Newport Duo Morphs Into A Trio


If one is patient enough, rarely do the evening hours at the Minnesota State Fair pass without a blockbuster or epic sighting materializing, and such would be the case during evening of my second day at the 2014 MNSF as I was heading south from the grandstand towards the beer gardens block and wandered into what would become my sighting of the day.  An aura of neon white temporarily blinded me as it was now after dusk and there were dark would-be storm clouds overhead, but when my eyes adjusted to the light, I was able to determine the source of that bright white was an 18-19ish long-haired blond sexpot in a pair of outrageously tight and shiny white shorts that seemed like they might tear if she tried to sit down (and interestingly, she never did), caressing a spectacular ass with perfect legs coming out the bottom.  She was no less subtle up top with a very low-cut black and silver blouse advertising the upper half of an awesome set of tits, and with several inches of exposed midriff separating her scantily clad feminine assets.  Oh, and there was also a very freshly lit 100 mm cigarette protruding from her fingers.  I knew I had found something very special……

I was so consumed by this epic blond discovery in those first 30 seconds that only the passage of time allowed me to recover enough to recognize the others in her group.  Front and center were two other young girls, one a solidly attractive long-haired dark brunette in a white tanktop and black shorts who also looked in the 18-19 range and was also brandishing a freshly lit 100 mm cigarette, and the other a sweetheart of a light brunette with shorter, shoulder-length hair who was wearing a kiwi-green tanktop and very short medium-blue jean shorts advertising an even better pair of legs than the blond.  The third girl wasn’t smoking, which made sense as she looked younger (I was assuming 16 at most) and far more wholesome than the two smokers.  She would have been a coup if she had smoked too, but I couldn’t get too greedy and she really didn’t look the type anyway.  The other two members of the group were two young black guys in their late teens, one of whom was smoking a Black ‘N’ Mild cigar, but the guys seemed disconnected from the girls throughout the sighting and appeared to be tagging along more than actively experiencing the fair with them.  Anyway, back to the blond….

What a hot construction the progression of human development had presented in front of my face!  And she was a serious smoker too, taking deep lung-penetrating drags followed by herculean hold times and understandably modest exhales given how much smoke was undoubtedly clinging to her blackened insides.  Plus that face was just the perfect picture of a beautiful young girl who has been smoking heavily for a long time, and I had on the tip of my tongue from the get-go who she reminded me of but I wouldn’t figure it out until later, which I’ll get into then.  While the sighting in motion for the first two minutes would have been satisfactory given the caliber of girls, I’d catch a bigger break as the trio settled onto a bench across the street from the beer gardens.

As I said, blondie’s shorts were too tight to sit down in, so she stood in front of the bench, but her dark brunette smoker friend sat on the top of the bench with her feet hanging where people are meant to sit, as did the younger nonsmoking light brunette who I assumed was somebody’s baby sister, putting their feminine bodies on full display in an unusually well-lit area.  The black guys hovered behind them talking to other people.  I hovered effortlessly watching the show and was now able to enjoy some of the dark brunette’s show as well, who was no less than an 8.5 and would have easily gotten a writeup even if she was the only smoker of the three, but amongst this group she was the ugly duckling.  But 80% of my attention went to the blond in the white shorts and her stylish performance and sexy profile.  In fact, so much of my attention was directed her way that I missed the sighting’s most stunning development yet….

I looked up to the two girls sitting atop the benches and from out of nowhere, the younger girl now had a freshly lit 100 mm cigarette between her fingers as well.  How did I miss that?!?!  I was kicking myself that I missed what had to have been an adorable light-up, but if I was expecting a beginner smoker performance, she was about to let me down in the best possible way.  Her drags were concise, long, and well-practiced, and her exhales were thunderclouds, the cloudiest exhaler of the bunch with triple-jet missiles firing out of the mouth and nostrils of this wholesome teenage face.  As amazing as that blond was, the main attraction of this sighting had very abruptly switched girls….

It was way past dark and a photo was not going to turn out, but the spot they were sitting in gave me a glimmer of hope I could capture something worthwhile on camera, and I took a nicely centered snapshot featuring all three girls with cigarettes visible between their fingers.  It’s too dark to fully appreciate, at least without the assistance of some FBI-quality image enhancing, but I couldn’t have possibly done better given the circumstances.  With the photo out of the way, I just stood back and enjoyed the show, changing positions occasionally to get a better vantage point of one of the girls as rarely did more than a few seconds pass when one of them wasn’t illegally polluting the fairgrounds with her cancerous exhaust.  The blond finished her cigarette first, dropping it to the pavement below her feet and crushing it out.  I would stay until 2 a.m. if I needed to identify that butt, and it would indeed take awhile as she remained at that spot for a while.

The dark brunette in the black shorts finished her cigarette about a minute later and tossed it to the grass in front of the bench, far enough away that I was able to seize a moment of distraction and approach the butt for an ID.  It was a Newport 100 smoked down to the filter.  I hung back again for the second half of the teen cutie’s cigarette.  I swear each of her drags was followed up by the same thunderclouds fired out of her adorable little face.  I had been worried about the storm clouds overhead, but the most dangerous clouds on these fairgrounds were coming out of the face of a teenage girl in microscopic jean shorts with flawless, folded legs hanging over the bench she sat atop…..

And this sighting would have one more incredible surprise in the moments before the light brunette finished her cigarette.  The two black guys had been disconnected from the three girls for a good 3-4 minutes at this point, but suddenly they were chatting again, and the black guy with the plastic-tipped cigar was suddenly engaging with the blond sexpot in the white shorts, and holding his cigar towards her.  Was this really about to happen?  Damn straight!  She took the cigar out of his hand and took a drag just as deeply as she was taking from her cigarette moments earlier.  And just like after one of the drags from her cigarette, the cigar smoke rented a condo inside her lungs before being released in the form of a stinky exhale.  She seemed to like the cigar, and the fact that the black guy was beckoning her to give it a try reaffirmed my suspicion that they probably weren’t that closely connected.  The guys most likely just have exceptionally good taste in hot girls and were trying to see if they could land some of the hottest asses at the fair.  Whatever the case, she handed it back to him and everyone returned to business as usual.  The light brunette soon finished her cigarette and tossed the butt to the grass in front of her much like the dark brunette did, allowing me to approach and ID it without too much difficulty.  It was also a Newport 100 smoked almost to the filter, indicating the girls were probably sharing from the same pack.  But I still needed an ID on the blond’s cigarette just to make sure, and the group didn’t appear to be going anywhere….

I wanted to do a final midway run of the day, but wasn’t gonna abandon these girls for that long without getting a butt ID, so I just walked across the street to explore the beer gardens block for a few minutes and then returned to their spot, hoping they’d have left….but they still hadn’t.  I was mildly frustrated, but my frustration was short-lived as blondie was in the middle of a full-body stretch, her arms raised above her head and her perfectly proportioned body on full display.  My eyes centered on the odd 45-degree angle at which her flat stomach was bending out of those tight shorts as she stretched, and I would have paid $1,000 to bed her down at that exact moment.  I did another short walk around the half block and this time, by the time I got back, the girls were gone and the bench was open where blondie had been standing.  Sure enough, her discarded butt was a Newport 100 as well, confirming my suspicion that all three girls were smoking from the same pack, even though I wasn’t sure which girl possessed the pack.  Whoever it was, they made my night at the Minnesota State Fair.  I’m glad it never did rain, but even if the skies had opened up at that moment, I would had walked out of the fairgrounds happy as a goldfish in a fresh bowl.

About an hour later, I was getting down to the last half hour of the day and was frustrated by the fact that numbers did not seem poised to approach the 200 threshold that they usually do on Labor Day weekend at the Minnesota State Fair.  If anyplace was gonna boost numbers, it was the beer gardens block and I encircled it again looking for quality smoker gals.  As I proceeded down the block to the north of the beer gardens, I laid eyes on this blond in white shorts wielding a freshly lit cigarette who had literally launched a pheromone missile my direction, but this was no newcomer to my sightings list for the day.  This was an old favorite.  It was the gorgeous blond in the bare midriff top and the tight white shorts who was part of my best group of the day and was smoking another Newport 100 only about an hour after her last (and who knows if she smoked more in between).  While it was gift enough to get an encore act from her, I figured her partners in crime would be closeby and I was right.  The younger light brunette sexpot with the gentle face and the tiny jean shorts was close behind her and right behind her was the dark brunette in the black shorts.  Both of them were brandishing cigarettes as well as they traversed the crowded street en route to the midway illegally exposing innocent fairgoers of all ages to their secondhand smoke and their irresistible sex appeal.  Only this time the roles were reversed.  It was the little girl whose cigarette was two-thirds smoked while the blond and the dark brunette had freshly lit ones in their hands.  Given that someone in this group likely possessed the community pack, did this younger girl get a craving before the other two and demand a cigarette first?  It seemed entirely possible.  The younger light brunette looked back and beckoned the friend who was lagging behind with a “C’mon Nicole!”  I’d have preferred to have gotten a name for either of the other two, but was still happy to put a name one of these beautiful smoky girls…

I watched from as close as I dared to get while following the three of them into the midway, seeing all the familiar features of their previous sighting.  The light brunette was still producing thundercloud exhales in jet streams out of her mouth and nose, and leaving hovering smoke in her path for passersby to choke on (including me!) while the blond kept up with her long drags and longer-yet hold times before her nice exhales.  The dark brunette was the least distinctive smoker of the three but that’s hardly a pejorative description with this trio.  The light brunette finished hers first, dropping it to the pavement and not bothering to crush it out, while the other two still had more than half of their cigarettes left as they got in line for carnival tickets….

Unfortunately, the blond made me and I was not in a position to lurk without standing out like a sore thumb.  Given that I had been lurking around them not that long earlier, I felt I had to depart sooner than I’d have preferred.  But getting one final look at the blond’s beautiful but weathered late teen smoker’s face, it hit me who she looked like….another late teen with a beautiful but weathered smoker’s face who I dated last November named Cami, who for all intents and purposes looked like a lot like the late suicidal country singer Mindy McCready and who, coincidentally, also smoked Newport 100s.  Having just turned 37 myself in August, I’m pretty sure Cami will be the last teen smoker I’ll ever get to date, but if I could score just one more, I’d kill for it to be her blond Minnesota State Fair lookalike.  And since the two black guys from earlier were nowhere in sight at this point, there’s a good chance she’s available!  Reluctant as I was to walk away here, I was elated to have gotten an encore from this trio which secured their standing as my best sighting of the day and indeed the best sighting of the 2014 Minnesota State Fair.

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MNSF #21. Mid-Teen Rebecca Black Clone Smoking With Big Sis


The sighting I will narrowly rate as my sighting of the day on my second Saturday at the 2011 Minnesota State Fair began near the information booth on the main street of the fairgrounds.  Emerging from the north side was an incredible spectacle with the classic image of  well-proportioned female figures dressed in classic summer attire proudly progressing through the Minnesota State Fairgrounds in possession of smoldering cigarettes.  The two hot girls my eyes were now locked onto proceeded down the grounds with a swagger in their step, wielding their freshly lit all-whites by their side without the slightest hint of self-consciousness.

They seemed like a bit of a mismatch…in the most adorable way.  The first girl was a long-haired dark blond in a gray top and jean shorts.  She looked about 21 and had a definite smoker’s look.  She had a bookbag on her back advertising UWRF, which is the University of Wisconsin-River Falls, and this girl definitely looked as though she could have attended there.  But the other girl is what made this sighting so incredible.  She was a dark brunette with a turquoise tanktop and jean shorts….and the sweetest face complete with a mouthful of braces.  I really struggle to believe that this girl is 18.  It doesn’t make any sense the older girl would be hanging out with her if she was 16 as she looked though…and they didn’t look at all alike to where I suspected they were sisters, but I concluded that had to be the case because there’s no way this underage cutie was a college friend.  Whatever the case, I scrambled to get some photos and managed three pretty darn good ones, at one point getting spotted by another girl who seemed to know exactly what I was doing as I preparing my camera phone for the approaching smoking babes.

After I was satisfied with my picture haul, it was time to settle in for a great smoking show.  The older blond was the veteran smoker and it showed by how much more quickly she made her cigarette disappear than the friend.  I definitely sensed a mentor and protege dynamic at work here, with the younger girl doing what she could to emulate her addicted older friend.  But at the same time, I don’t want to sell the younger girl short.  Aside from being adorable, she impressed with her technique taking nicely timed drags, holding the smoke in for several seconds, and then turning her head to the right and releasing a cloudy scud missile of smoke that looked like a scissors slicing through the midafternoon sky.  And her exhales seemed more deliberate than the older girl, carelessly directed to her side no matter what luckless fairgoer happened to be in her path.  You don’t like being in the path of this underage cutie’s smoke plumes, you say?  Well that’s really too bad for you isn’t it?  Because she’s gonna exhale her smoke in the middle of the crowded fairgrounds whenever she damn well pleases….

And on top of these impressive exhales, it was those moments when she turned to head to the right to release them that I had my biggest epiphany with this sighting.  Looking at her face, she looked EXACTLY like 14-year-old singer Rebecca Black, whose song and accompanying video “Friday” was voted “worst song ever” earlier this year.  If you’re not familiar, check out her photos online and possibly the video and you’ll understand why this sighting was my favorite of the day.  If Rebecca Black has an identical twin who’s a couple of inches shorter and about 15 pounds skinnier living in Minnesota, this was the girl.

As if the sighting wasn’t adorable enough already, from out of nowhere I noticed the older friend producing a SECOND cigarette which she placed in her mouth.  Rebecca Black’s doppelganger proceeded to place her own cigarette to the other girl’s that was dangling from her lips and brought it to life for her, reinforcing my mentor and protege image of this sighting.  They then proceeded to the deep-friend pickle stand where they both got in the compressed line obnoxiously exposing the rest in the line to their noxious cigarette smoke, continuing a theme consistent with this sighting from the beginning.  As stinky as the deep-fried pickle stand is anyway, these girls were trying to outstink it with their smelly cigarettes.  The younger girl took the final drag off of hers and tossed the butt to the ground and stomped it out.  Thankfully she did it a little to the side of the line allowing me to identify it in a couple of moments.  As expected it was a Marlboro Light.

I was already in a much-improved mood after the rain stopped about an hour earlier, but I literally felt like I was walking in the clouds on this one, with several hours of incredible sightings to go, but none that would match this one.

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MNSF #22. Teen Blond “Fem-bots” of Smoky Perfection


The 2006 Minnesota State Fair was the year the sightings busted wide open as I no longer was attending evening concerts and was now able to dedicate my entire evening to sightings.  I had already made out like a bandit with the sightings after dark that night, but this one that began around 9 p.m. was the cream of the crop.

If you blinked, you’d miss five sightings in those evening hours, but the downside with evening sightings is that they can be a bit of a blur when the darkness obstructs the intensive observation that the light of day provides. But there was one two-for-the-price-of-one sighting where that certainly didn’t apply as I passed the horticulture building, approaching the Space Tower. About 50 yards in front of me, I noticed two amazing blond female bodies from the rear that instantly struck me, and proceeded forward to find freshly lit cigarettes in both of their hands. I hadn’t seen anything quite like these two all day.  They were the kind of impossibly well-proportioned teenage hotties who seemed as though they were “fem-bot” constructions of some engineering wizard rather than actual humans. Their appeal was only accentuated by their ultra-feminine attire, including a pink-and-white striped tanktop and tight jeans on the one girl and a pink tanktop and denim miniskirt on the other, all topped off with freshly lit all whites extending from their fingers….

I accelerated my pace to get a closer look and was fortunate enough to have the girls sit on the sidewalk to consume their cigarettes. I sat on the sidewalk across the street and admired their doll-like cuteness and watched them copiously dragging from their cigarettes. Unable to appreciate the depth of their facial beauty from this distance at night, I decided to walk across the street and get a closer look at them in passing. Both girls lived up to expectations, amazing beauties who were probably 16-17, with the pink shirt/denim skirt vixen particularly beautiful. About 30 seconds after crossing the street, the girls jubilantly rose from the sidewalk and ran over to embrace two guys I certainly assumed to be their boyfriends. It was amazing to see their fem-bot figures bounce to life jubilantly to approach and hug their boyfriends, neither of whom was smoking at least at the time.  Just imagine how stinky these girls must have been!

I followed them for a good block as they finished their cigarettes before watching them drop their butts to pavement above 30 seconds apart. The blond in the jeans was smoking Marlboro Light, while the even prettier blond in the denim miniskirt was smoking a Parliament. This would have been a sighting for the ages even if it ended there, but these girls weren’t through with me yet.

About an hour and a half later, I met up with the parents at the agreed-upon location and we were exiting the fairgrounds for the night. There’s an overpass that rises above the nearby street that we were walking to en route to the fairgrounds parking lot.  As I ascended the ramp to get on the overpass, I looked to my right to see an adorable blond in a pink shirt and denim miniskirt walking with her boyfriend and holding a cigarette. You guessed it. It was the “fem-bot” from an hour earlier. Not far behind her was the other blond, also sucking down another cigarette.  Again, neither of the boyfriends were smoking.    Apparently they live in walking distance from the State Fairgrounds. Almost made me want to move to St. Paul just so I can have neighbors like these unimaginable hotties!

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MNSF #23. “Sophie” Takes A Break From Serving Wholesome Dairy Products To Smoke A Parliament


I’ve gotten a few solid sightings at the designated smoking area on Judson Avenue on the south side of the grounds in the past couple of years but I hadn’t scored anything at all worth mentioning throughout the daytime hours on Day 1 of the 2015 Minnesota State Fair until that very abruptly changed right around 6:00 when my already spectacular run of sightings hit its crescendo when I approached the center of the smoking area and found my best sighting of the day…

Standing there in a blue T-shirt with a matching blue work hat with her hair coming out the back in a ponytail along with black shorts on the bottom and a freshly lit cigarette between her fingers was this unbelievably wholesome petite blond who looked underage.  It’s a little harder to tell these days as young girls always look younger than they used to and her diminutive size may have been playing tricks on me.  It’s possible she was 18 but my money would be on 16.  And best yet, the reason she was standing there all by herself smoking behind the ashtray was because she was a worker on a smoke break in the dairy building behind her.  I know this because it said “Dairy Goodness Produced with Pride” on her T-shirt….and there was an even more helpful nametag on that T-shirt that read “Sophie”.  What an adorable name for this underage smoking blond, a name that perfectly matched the face I had been looking for all day.  And on top of this killer presentation, the little girl had style too.  After every drag, she did the famous “gulp” style of ingestion with her cheeks puffing up like a blowfish before delivering the carcinogenic cocktail into her black little lungs.  And from out of her mouth came a moderate-sized exhale followed by a residual haze that flowed from her mouth and nose that was just impossibly sexy coming from such a precious face.  I got a couple of really good pics from the standing position and knew right away this sighting was something special, but things were about to get even better…..

A middle-aged woman was sitting on the edge of the cement base of a statue that serves as a makeshift bench in the smoking area, but she got up to leave when she finished her cigarette, leaving me a perfect wide-open seat just a few feet away from Sophie and an even better vantage point for close-up pics and her general smoking performance.  I got a new perspective from this position.  Her legs were obstructed from my view at my original vantage point but now I was able to see she had a black brace around her right knee indicating she had injured it somehow, possibly in sports even though she’s clearly an addicted cigarette smoker.  I suppose I would have preferred admiring her smooth unobstructed leg but the black brace around her knee gave me just a little bit more insight into Sophie’s character.  But she could have had lizard legs and I’d still have been turned on by this first-rate smoking performance which I was now witnessing very up close and personally, watching those adorable cheeks of hers swell up after every drag followed by cloudy exhales and a residual haze of smoke filtering out of her face after the original exhale.

She continued to drag frequently on what I presume was a short break so that haze of smoke in front of her face never really went away as she puffed on that all-white cigarette relentlessly.  I was close enough to see the writing on the butt and could tell it was a Parliament, an increasingly rare brand in the Upper Midwest as they are quite a bit more expensive than the traditional brands, which made it even more cute knowing that young Sophie was probably shelling out close to $10 a pack for her precious Parliaments every day.  Another cute little quirk of hers standing so close to that community ashtray is that she held her rapidly depleting cigarette directly over the ashtray every time she ashed.  Everything about Miss Sophie was just adorable and as heavily as she was hitting her Parliament from as close by, I was certainly getting in on my share of the foul odor exiting her respiratory system that filled my nostrils with delight….

The sighting lasted no more than two minutes with as quickly as she was smoking (not supersmoking but at a very rapid clip nonetheless) before she crushed out the Parliament in the community ashtray and headed back into the dairy building where she would presumably resume peddling wholesome dairy products to fairgoers unprepared for how stinky this teen cutie would be when they got up close to her.  I’m still kicking myself for not having the presence of mind to follow her inside the building to see exactly where she worked.  I was more worried about studying the pics I got on my phone, some of which were fantastic but others which were obstructed a bit by the sun rays behind her….or perhaps it was just the haze of smoke coming from her face that was blurring up my camera!  Either way, she was my favorite sighting of August 29, 2015, and I returned to that Judson Avenue smoking area as frequently as possible to see if I could catch her on her next smoke break.

Now I was excited that Sophie’s smoking story might carry over into the next week when I went back.  This time I did go into the dairy building several times and spotted her working at one of the several tills for the heavily visited dairy booth selling all kinds of dairy products.  Unfortunately, I made many visits to the smoking area on Judson Avenue over the course of the day, including another one at 6 p.m. when I had seen her on a smoke break the week before, and never saw her smoking again.  Sophie’s smoking story ended for me that first day, but even so she was far and away the highlight of a day that was already going very well and a lasting memory from the 2015 Minnesota State Fair.

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MNSF #24. A Trio of Glowing Embers And White Shorts In The Night


Here’s a vintage sighting that doesn’t have a compelling storyline or even that much in the way of details, so I’ll have to go the extra mile in my narrative to sell why this one is so high on my list. Suffice it to say it’s the third of my classics from 2003 that features first-of-their-kind triggers that would pave the way for future sightings favorites.  Kind of crazy to think back to how strong my fetish was back in 2003, yet I still didn’t appreciate the depth of female smoking specifics the way that I do now.  Anyway, here’s how it played out….

I already mentioned my mom and I took the seat for the outdoor Suzy Bogguss concert and almost immediately I spotted the girl with the Norman Rockwell family who was my Sighting #28 on this list.  But sitting there after that it was driving me crazy that my sightings prospects would be virtually nil for the coming hour as I simply sat there waiting for the concert to begin.  Restless, I told my mom I was gonna go to the bathroom and then head off to get something to drink, letting her know I would be a while.  I think you know what I did instead.  The sun had just set and darkness was consuming the grounds quickly even as I started my solo loop around the grounds.  It would be my first solo journey around the fairgrounds after dark.  I saw a number of decent sightings, but it wasn’t until I left the midway and walked near the beer gardens area that my venture truly paid off.

Walking about 10 yards in front of me and catching my eye was a group of four 18-19sh beauties, and I immediately noticed that three of them, two brunettes and a blonde, were in possession of cigarettes.    The sky was now completely black, and as I watched those three embers glowing from a distance, it struck me that this was my very first after-dark sighting of significance at the Minnesota State Fair.  Right away, the evening setting created an entirely different vibe to this setting, and it didn’t hit me until just today that what I would proceed to do next was also a first in the history of my fetish.

Up to that point, my classic sightings had all taken place with sedentary girls.  But these girls were in motion, and my first cluster of bona fide babes all day, and since I wanted to see more from them, I followed them.  I walked directly behind them unnoticed and got the most fascinating view of well-toned teenage booty in recent memory. All three girls were beautiful with awesome bodies and posteriors draped in snug jean shorts.  The best of the girls was the blond, a stunning specimen with a mane of curly blonde hair flowing over her shoulders onto her red top…and her bottom draped in form-fitting white shorts that drove me to erection as I walked behind it watching it wiggle so close to that smoldering cigarette.  While the other two smoker girls had plenty to be proud of as well, the blonde dominated my attention, and if you recall from Sighting #32, also from 2003, I had just had my first real introduction to the hotness of smoker girls in white shorts, so this was my second white shorts meal of the day.  I was actually walking so close that, even in the dark, I was able to see the Marlboro print on their all-whites to determine they were all smoking Marlboro Lights.

Making matters even better, the vapors of the girls’ secondhand smoke hit me like a punch in the face with every step I followed, even though following from behind I was not in any position to study their drags. This lasted a good minute before the girls went a different direction and I realized I was long overdue to get back to the concert.  Once again, it just struck me today that this was the first sighting where I recall walking through girls exhales as I followed.  I can’t believe it took this long for me to follow girls smoking this closely as they smoked, but I knew there was something about this sighting that has stuck out to me as so magical all these years later.  Here it was my first after-dark MNSF sighting and thus my introduction to the special atmosphere that comes with evening sightings…and my first sighting following smoker girls and getting splashed by their exhales.  No wonder it was so hard to motivate myself to get back to the concert.

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MNSF #25. Choosing Wisely When Presented a Crossroads of Smoker Gals


Here’s another classic from the epic “avalanche” year of 2008.  I had scored a few notable sightings in the first few hours of the day, but it was during the noon hour that the snowball really started to gather momentum with my first near-epic sighting of the day, which began by presenting me one of the toughest choices I ever had to make in pursuit of a sighting….

The choice began when I was tracking an absolutely beautiful mid-20s mother with a perfect feminine figure who was the only smoker in her cluster which included her own mother and a husband.  The husband was pushing the baby stroller with the infant inside while MILFy was smoking a cigarette walking next to them.  She had the most perfect jean shorts-draped ass I’d seen all day, and I vowed to myself that nothing was gonna stop me from seeing this sighting play out as I followed….

But that’s when THEY entered the scene.  I saw out of the corner of my left eye two bombshell blond teenagers strutting down the street in the opposite direction, proudly brandishing freshly lit cigarettes in their young hands. I paused for a moment, quickly looking one way to evaluate the girls, then looking back at the young mother with the awesome ass, but upon noticing how glamorous the teen smoking blonds were, I had to reverse course and follow them. Tough of a choice as it was, I know I made the right one….

It was hard to categorize these girls, both about 16, who didn’t look like naughty little smoker girl stereotypes, but also looked a little more mischievous than the proverbial girl next door. The one girl was far more glamorous, with long and curly blond hair and a face that resembled Taylor Swift with a deep tan. She was dressed in a black blouse and dark jeans and was smoking an all-white, which I would later identify as a Marlboro Light. The other girl was just as pretty, but had a decidedly less flashy look. Her dark blond hair rested at about her shoulders, her skin was less tan, and her clothing was a utilitarian T-shirt and jeans. She was a bona fide 16-ish cutiepie and for whatever reason she intrigued me most of the two. Adding to her intrigue was the unusual brand of cigarette she was puffing on. The cigarette itself was white, but the filter was dark brown. I’m not sure if More makes a cigarette like this or what, but even later when I stealthly studied the butt I was unable to identify the brand.

Both girls dragged copiously from their cigarettes and exhibited a stylish and well-practiced smoking style.  But most striking about their style was the complete lack of inhibition in which these clearly underage girls strutted around the fairgrounds with cigarettes in their hands, making zero effort to conceal them and even in the dense crowd held their cigarettes out, completely disregarding any potential for bystanders getting burned in this huge crowd.  It was like they were 16-year-old girls walking around with flanks of cotton candy rather than cigarettes.

The girls closed the sighting down with a similar level of audaciousness, both approaching a sign featuring a map of the fairgrounds to study it. There were a handful of other fairgoers in very close proximity studying the map themselves, but the girls looking it over and taking final drags from their cigarettes, undoubtedly much to the annoyance of at least some of those in their crosshairs, but acting as though nobody else was around and could have possibly been bothered by exposure to their cylinders of stink. They both dropped their cigarettes to the pavement and stomped them out before wandering off into the grounds. The Taylor Swift-ish girl was smoking a Marlboro Light but as I said I still don’t know what that brown-filtered cigarette was that the other girl was smoking.

Amazingly, this was only my third best sighting of the day in the 2008 MNSF safari, but it would take several hours before I was able to replicate the quality of this noontime feast.

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MNSF #26. Noxzema Girl Throwback On a Smoke Break


On my second day at the 2012 Minnesota State Fair, I was scrambling like the madman that I am to make up for lost time heading up to 7:00, determined to max out my sightings as I was starting to fall a bit behind schedule.  My baseline when meeting my parents at 7:00, as I do every year at the MNSF,  is 111-125 sightings, and I was just over 100 as late as 6:40.  But when trying not to get sidetracked, the worst thing a guy can do is to head to the awning and stairwell on the west side of the grandstand, but that’s exactly where I went and sidetracked I would be.

Surveying the crowd seating and standing out there, many of whom were waiting for the Journey/Pat Benatar concert, I could tell the crowd was more of a 40-something group than for Blake Shelton last weekend, which makes sense given the era Journey and Pat Benatar were popular.  But standing by herself in a corner with her back to me was this ponytailed light brunette in a conservative purple top and blue jeans with a freshly lit cork filter in her right hand.  Her rear profile intrigued me as I got closer, but I tried to talk myself out of building expectations too high.  But then she turned around and my knees almost buckled.  Hers was the face I had been looking for all day but had not yet found.  She looked 16 or 17 and had the most perfect natural-looking tan and had the softest and most wholesome features of any girl I had seen this year, and perhaps for a few years, at the Minnesota State Fair.  The closest celebrity comparison I can give is heavy-smoking actress Rebecca Gayheart back in the early 90s when she was the original and most revered “Noxzema girl” in their ads.  Setting eyes on her, I knew I was looking at my best sighting of the day and indeed for the entire 2012 Minnesota State Fair.  Unfortunately, the sighting doesn’t have much of a storyline and the photos I took are fighting with the long shadows and the glare of the early evening sun, but you’re just gonna have to take my word for it that this was the girl we spend many hours a year fetishing to see.

She was distracted while immersed in a phone call which made my job of snapping pictures and watching her smoke much easier.  She took that first drag and confirmed my suspicion….she was just a baby.  While this was very clearly not her first cigarette, her lukewarm drags and shallow exhales confirmed she had probably only been at this for a few months, which made it all the more precious knowing that with her looks and her developing dependency upon nicotine she was electing the glamorous life for herself.  Every time I laid eyes on that beautiful face, I had to pinch myself to help remind me this was really happening….that an underage girl this wholesome and this beautiful was really smoking a cigarette in public all by herself.  She had some black pouch around her waist which added to my initial suspicion that she was also working underneath the grandstand at one of the commercial exhibit booths.  There was nothing wrong with the outfit she was wearing, but I lamented how sexy she might be dressed if she wasn’t working and how much more that would have added to the sighting, but then again if she wasn’t working in the grandstand she wouldn’t be out here smoking right now.

Drag after drag, my heart melted as this beauty’s body became more adjusted to the lifetime of nicotine slavery she was preparing it for, and it seemed as though even over the course of the cigarette her drags and holds became a little longer, and her exhales a little cloudier.  Even though she continued to be immersed in the phone call, my lingering presence ultimately got noticed as she would occasionally look my direction and notice me lurking.

And true to form, at the exact moment this sighting was unfolding, out stepped this young couple that included a long-haired mid-20s dark brunette in a skin-tight black dress that ended about four inches below her ass and a pair of incredibly stylish black leather boots going up her calf nearly to her knee…..and she was sitting down on the other side and lighting up a cigarette while the nonsmoking boyfriend waited.  Perfect!  Competing sightings!  The sexpot brunette didn’t get nearly the attention she deserved and frankly I was only able to look over and catch a couple brief moments of smoking glory from her as I just couldn’t abandon my sighting of the day, especially as she approached the end of her cigarette.  Adding to the intensity was that it was 6:55 and I was supposed to meet my parents at 7, who would flip out if I was late.  But nothing was gonna stop me from seeing this sighting through.  Being a rookie smoker, she smoked slowly but she didn’t finish it off with half the cigarette yet to go as some teen smokers do on work breaks.  She smoked it to within a couple of drags from the filter, but then confirmed my fears as she lifted her shoe and crushed out on her cigarette on the heel while standing in front of a garbage can.  I knew it was coming and it did….she tossed the cigarette butt into the trash can before walking back into the grandstand, presumably to go back to her job.

I walked up to the garbage can, where luckily nobody else was standing close by and peered inside.  I could tell by the telltale marks on the cork filter when she was smoking that it was a Camel Crush Bold, but I wanted confirmation.  I was despairing as I didn’t see the butt, but as I looked closer I saw that it had fallen underneath a plastic glass.  Sure enough it was the Camel Crush Bold I had been looking for that was smoked by the prettiest underage smoker girl of the 2012 Minnesota State Fair.  At this point, I turned right around hoping to catch what was left of the girl in the short black dress and style boots….but she was getting up to leave, entering the grandstand with the boyfriend.  I wouldn’t have missed the sighting of her for just anything, but seeing the 2012 version of the Noxzema Girl sighting play out in its completion was a rare exception.  If I hadn’t been spotted already by that girl, I’d have followed her into the grandstand and feigned interest in whatever she was peddling, hoping I could get close enough to smell her stink.  It was 6:58 now and I was heading to the agreed-upon meeting spot with my parents, riding high and hoping this burst of momentum would last into the evening.

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MNSF #27. An Evening Snack of Milk, Cookies, and Cigarettes


During the 6 p.m. dinner hour on my second day at the 2011 Minnesota State Fair, I scored my second favorite sighting of the day.  In terms of the storyline of this sighting, it was actually the best of the day.  I headed southward from the beer gardens and spotted a duo of 16-17ish girls seated on the curb and just sparking up cork filter cigarettes.  It was the kind of moment I waited all day for and I crossed the street for my front-row seat…

I had perfect timing to snap a couple of pictures, catching both girls with their cigarettes.  The girl furthest from me was a light brunette in a blue T-shirt and nicely fitting black shorts.  She was a plain jane but had an undeniable cuteness factor nonetheless.  But it was her friend, the girl closest to me, who impressed most.  She was a total cutie of a ponytailed blond in a multicolored flower-print tanktop and blue shorts who bore a striking resemblance to a smoker girl friend of mine named Alissa when she was 16, albeit with blond hair.  Both girls were extremely skilled smokers, but blondie was the better of the two taking frequent and extensive drags, producing somewhat careless exhales that scattered with the intensifying wind.  Clearly this dynamic itself would have made for a great sighting, but it was about to get a truly yummy helping of additional context as the girls were joined by two guys, one white and one black, whose wholesome look became even more wholesome when they approached the girls, each carrying a glass of milk in each hand.  This group was sitting outside the “All the Milk You Can Drink for $1″ stand and as I listened to their conversation, the girls were joking with the guys about how much they loved their milk.

And then it got even better when from out of nowhere a cone full of chocolate chip cookies was produced and the girls got their hands on them.  So we literally had two teenage girls sitting on a curb, cigarette in their left hands, cones of chocolate chip cookies in the other hand, and a glass of milk in front of them.  And next to them you have two wholesome guys snacking on milk and cookies while their underage girlfriends smoked.  Now it would have been ideal if the girls’ followed a pattern of taking a bite from the cookie, then taking a drag from their cigarette, and then taking another bite from the cookie, they nonetheless juggled the two “snacks” evenly by finishing off one cookie, puffing on their cigarettes, and then going in for one more cookie.  The sighting would then get another act…..

I was leaning up against a garbage can with all the people cashing in on the “all-you-can-drink milk” gimmick behind me, watching with glee as this sighting played out.  At that point, my blond cutie stood up and started getting touchy-feely with the white boy in her group, leading me to believe he was her boyfriend.  While standing there, she continued to smoke her cigarette, but at one point handed it to the friend saying something inaudible to which the friend answered her with something else I couldn’t hear through a talking exhale.  From that point the girl’s intentions became clear as she took her bag off her back and pulled out a gray sweatshirt which she proceeded to put on.  The cold front had gone through after the rainstorm and while I thought it felt good, a lot of girls seemed to be cold, meaning I would now have a teen smoker cutie in a sweatshirt to watch finish off her cigarette.

Meanwhile, back on the curb, the brunette girl was holding the two cigarettes side by side, and it was clear blondie’s cigarette had been smoked more quickly given that there was less left of hers.  After slipping into her sweatshirt, blondie reclaimed the cigarette and continued to smoke it skillfully, only this time exposing her milk-and-cookies wholesome nonsmoking boyfriend to her fumes.  Kind of hilarious how these guys were trying to do their bodies right with the vitamin-enriched milk they were sipping, but undermining it by hanging out with these girls mercilessly exposing them to cancerous secondhand smoke.

My blond Alissa doppelganger smoked her cigarette right down to the filter before dropping it to the curb.  I would say she didn’t bother to crush it out, but she didn’t have to since there was no tobacco left to put out!  A couple of minutes later, the brunette who was still sitting on the curb finished her cigarette with at least a little white left in front of the cork filter, crushing it out on the curb and then leaving it sit there when she stood up to join the rest of the group all of whom were at this point standing.  I took her place on the curb and had no problem stealthy spot-checking her cigarette butt and identifying it as a Marlboro 27, and I figured the other girl’s cork filter was most likely the same.  Sightings don’t get much more fun than that one.

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MNSF #28. Wholesome Smoky Hybrid of Carrie Underwood and Cousin Jamie


My best birthday gift on August 25, 2012, on the first day of Minnesota State Fair fetishing took place around 5:30 p.m.  I had taken an early interest in a sexy late-teen Asian girl with an epic rapist smoking style, but only about a minute into her performance, I looked to my right in a grassy area a brief distance away from the women’s bathroom to see this 22ish blond angel holding a freshly lit cigarette while in the company of a beautiful brunette friend and a guy.  I just couldn’t pass up a face like this, far and away the most beautiful of the day.  We’re talking a perfect 10 here, with long flowing platinum blond hair rolling over her shoulders and down her back, and decked out in the most conservative attire in the form of a jean jacket, a pair of dark jeans, and a navy blue Minnesota Twins T-shirt.  In a way this conservative outfit added to her allure as this wholesome face just wouldn’t have looked right wearing something slutty.  Never would I have guessed that this girl was a smoker if I wasn’t seeing it with my own eyes…..and I wouldn’t have believed it if you told me she was!
While watching her in this outfit I probably would have made the parallel even without the Twins shirt, but particularly with the fangirl Twins T-shirt I really picked up on a Cousin Jamie (Random #2 of all-time) vibe here….kind of a mix of Cousin Jamie and Carrie Underwood except even a little more adorable than both.  I made all these observations before she took her first drag.  I kind of figured she was probably a social smoker not only because she seemed too wholesome to be a smoker, but also because of the rather pedestrian way she held her cigarette.  I changed that assessment when the cigarette finally approached her lips after 30 seconds or more of waiting, and she proceeded to take a rapist five-second drag complete with a squinty-eyed look of pleasure.  When the cigarette left her adorable mouth, she then turned to the friend to say something and exhaled a snootful of smoke that nailed the nonsmoking brunette point blank in the face.  No apology coming from blondie….if you want to be friends with her you better get used to bathing in her exhaled smoke clouds.

Not sure if they began moving around because they noticed me watching, which is possible since I didn’t have a very good stalking position, but they migrated to this area where a couple of cars were on display in front of the beer gardens.  I followed and stood on the opposite side of the cars, still with a decent vantage point.  She was a slow smoker which was a little frustrating and her stylishness and skillfulness with the cigarette wasn’t on par with the #38 girl from this list who I had just seen moments earlier, but when she did take a drag boy howdy did she make it worth your while, pulling on that cigarette filter for five or six seconds with a shameless look of squinty-eyed pleasure and doing everything she could to turn the interior of her body black and slimy even as the exterior of her body couldn’t have been more beautiful.  And you could set your watch by the fact that as soon as the cigarette left her mouth, she would lean over to the friend to continue the conversation and, apparently without even realizing it, launch a toxic cloud of smoke point-blank into her face from only inches away.  How could a girl this beautiful be so obnoxious?  I was prepared to propose marriage to her if it would help me get an answer.  Now I was too far away to get a good picture, but I just had to get something and took a snapshot over the car.  It’s by no means great but even through the blurriness you can see she’s the highest caliber of beautiful.

I continued to be nervous that they knew I was watching them as they again moved away, this time walking towards the beer gardens building which is shaped like a garage with an open door, still considered indoors and still smoke-free by order of law.  But was the law gonna stop this girl from walking inside with a cigarette?  Hell no!  They didn’t go far inside, but they did go inside, hovering underneath the roof and continuing to chat, with blondie continuing to take her drags and continuing to nail the brunette in the face, not in a way that seemed malicious, just clueless.  Even there they didn’t stay long–no more than three minutes–and would eventually drift to the remote area where the sighting started, with blondie leaning against a tree and finishing off the last quarter of her cigarette.  I actually got to see one exhale that didn’t smash the friend in the face as she was a little too far away to pummel her in this instance, apparently finally learning she needs to keep a bit of a distance unless she wants a faceful of blondie’s ciggy vapors every time she breathes.

Now it was just a matter of identifying that butt….but I watched her crush it against the tree and then just hang onto it.  It was killing me knowing I wouldn’t be able to know her brand, but when about three minutes passed and she was still hanging onto the butt, I decided it was time to head out.  When I returned a few minutes later to see if maybe just maybe there was still a butt laying there, I came up empty.  Even without the butt, the image of this beauty queen nailing her friend in the face with exhale after exhale was my best image of the day, and I was really feeling an adrenaline rush about the remaining hours of fetishing at this point.

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MNSF #29. Bombshell Brunette With Extreme, Pulverizing Drags And Nasal Exhales


My first day at the 2013 Minnesota State Fair didn’t have any full-blown epic sightings where the quality of the girl matched a first-rate storyline, but there were five or six sightings that I would qualify as “great”, most of which came after dark.  But Sighting #143 from the 8 p.m. hour was without question the day’s best.  The Sammy Hagar concert had long ago started as I was searching outside the west side of the grandstand and its smoking area.  There was nobody worthwhile there but on a berm about 10 yards away sat an attractive young couple wielding cigarettes.

I approached to take a seat next to them and the closer I got, the more obvious it was that the girl was an epic beauty, a perfect 10 dark brunette who looked about 22 with soft and symmetrical facial features wearing a black tanktop and short shorts (it was too dark as I approached to see what color her shorts were), her bare legs crossed as she attended to her phone.  And as I sat next to them, I avoided being suspicious by attending to some actual business, that being removing my shoes and putting those gel-filled inserts that I often do in the final two hours of the evening in order to give some extra cushion for my sore feet.  Putting these inserts in has been a good luck charm on a couple of occasions in the past, leading to imminent sightings greatness, and this would be another such case.  But I became frustrated after about a minute seated there because the cigarette had still not yet approached her lips.  I was resigned to her likely being a loosely committed smoker, but could not have been proven more wrong with the extreme smoking show that awaited me….

The cigarette finally approached her mouth for an extended stay as she wrapped her lips around the cork filter and starting pulling on it with the ferocity of some retro carnival act using his teeth to pull a railroad car.   Her ingestion period lasted a good seven seconds before the cigarette came out of her mouth.  At this point, a massive cloud of uninhaled smoke hovered in front of her gorgeous face, but within a split second, her gluttonous respiratory system sucked it up like a vacuum, with every trace of that smoke disappearing into her mouth and nose.  And then it just stayed there for another five seconds or so, before exiting her face entirely through her nose.  Now understand my precarious arrangement here, seated next to this couple on the berm with the boyfriend closest to me while I dangerously observed this madness from a few feet away, my jaw undoubtedly hanging wide open at the awesomeness of what I just witnessed.  Even smoking at a relatively slow pace, the cigarette wouldn’t be long for this world with the repeated acts of graphic violence she was perpetrating against it.

I eagerly awaited her next drag and she somehow managed to outdo the first, inserting the cigarette into her mouth and going through a literal three stages of dragging over the course of about eight seconds.  It was as if she was about to let loose and end her drag on two different occasions, but just loved the taste and the feel of the smoke so much that the devil on her shoulder just demanded she extend the drag a little bit longer.  I could literally see the bright red cherry on her cigarette grow in size as the paper and tobacco withered away over the course of her merciless drag.  When it finally ended, I once again got to witness the vacuum effect as a haze of uninhaled smoke in front of her face was sucked back inside of her, followed by a long hold and a 100% nasal exhale.  Apparently her mouth was too exhausted from those long drags to go through the extra work of exhaling all that smoke.  That job was allocated exclusively to her cute little button nose.

I saw two more drags but didn’t have the vantage point with the boyfriend in the way to tell if they were as inspired as the first two.  The boyfriend finished his cigarette first and the gorgeous girlfriend soon followed, crushing her cigarette out on the berm and dropping it to the pavement.  They walked away and conveniently gave me the opening to identify her cigarette as a Camel Crush Bold.  I had really wished I had scored this sighting during the daytime hours, but the more I thought about it, the more I realized the nightime visual of the huge and growing cherry that accompanied her rapist drags would have been lost if this happened during the day.  Still, it sucked not getting a photo, especially when she and the luckiest-guy-in-Minnesota boyfriend walked away and I got to see her full profile and the color of her shorts for the first time.  They were skimpy white cutoffs with fraying at the bottom and her pockets hanging just slightly below the fraying.  The white shorts were icing on the cake for this masterpiece and I so wanted to smack that perfect ass of hers as it progressed forward, working the shorts in a way I’d been waiting all day to see from a hot young smoker girl.  I had a good feeling about this girl when I sat down but she exceeded expectations in a genuinely explosive way.

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MNSF #30. Blond Dangles And Chainsmokes Through Work Break, Overcome With Physical Pleasure After Each Drag


I had a very solid day coming together on Day 1 of the 2016 Minnesota State Fair in the early afternoon hours and was lurking around the smoking area east of the grandstand, which has probably been the most productive smoking area in the four years of their existence.  And so it would be again that day as I spotted out of the corner of my eye this sensational early 20s blond leaning up against the tree with the stub of a cigarette dangling from her mouth.  I hustled on over to get a better look….only to find her crushing the cigarette out on the grass next to her.  Noooo!  It was happening again….an appetizer of greatness thrust in front of my face but being denied a full sightings meal.  But before I even had time to begin feeling sorry for myself, blondie was reaching into her purse and extracting a turquoise pack of American Spirits (when did these things become cool!??!?!) and extracting another one, dangling it for a few seconds and then lighting up, having gone no more than 20 seconds since her last smoke.  I was overcome with joy and began taking in this crazy sexy image in front of me…..long blond hair hanging over her shoulder in a single long braid, sunglasses, a low-cut gray top revealing a gigantic pair of natural boobs, and a pair of lacy white shorts below the waist with long tanned legs outstretched from the tree which she continued to lean upon as she sat, all with a freshly lit cigarette between her fingers.  The image of smoky feminine bliss I’ve been seeking all fair season was upon me….

And the image was only part of it as she supplemented it with a world-class smoking show, texting to distraction as I snapped numerous close-up pics, all too often of her immersed in one no-purpose dangle after another.  And when she removed the cigarette from her mouth after a drag, intense satisfaction filled her face followed by slow and smooth exhales coming in thin streams from her mouth and nose.  I wasn’t witnessing a cigarette being smoked….I was witnessing a sexual assault!  Almost never was there a time during the duration of this cigarette that braided blondie wasn’t doing something over-the-top with the cigarette, accentuated by the primal sexual appeal of her flamboyant feminine presentation.  Over the course of the five minutes or so she smoked, a good two minutes were spent with the cigarette dangling from her mouth, even when the cigarette was down to a stub and had to have been red hot on her lips, particularly with the intensity of her drags which were always at least six seconds but usually longer.  It was an incredible show and I took in every moment of it before she crushed out the second cigarette into the grass by the tree right next to where she crushed the first one out.  At long last, the 2016 fair season had produced something truly special, and I walked away with a renewed spring in my step.

I migrated off to a nearby berm and took in some more sightings but felt compelled to go back to that designated smoking area I just came from just in case….my best decision of the day.  I spotted from afar an insanely hot young female body smoking in the presence of a boyfriend who was also smoking near the tree.  I got closer and while her presentation with ponytailed dark blond hair, a skimpy navy blue tanktop and short jean shorts was very impressive, her face didn’t quite match the body.  She wasn’t unattractive but I was hoping for better based on the image from afar.  I snapped a couple of solid photos, one dragging and one in mid-dangle and was satisfied with the sightings’ modest rewards, but recall how I said this sighting took place “by the tree”.  It’s a large tree and this girl was standing on the north side of it, but it took me about a minute after arriving to bother taking a look to the other side of the tree.  And doing so I had a most surprising reunion….from a girl who had never left her old spot from five minutes earlier….

Not sure why it never occurred to me that blondie with the braid and the big boobs and white lacy shorts might still be there, but there she was….my sighting of 2016 thus far, and smoking another cigarette, her third of this smoke break.  It was a fun little trick to take a couple of shots of both girls, in one case with both girls in mid-drag on opposite sides of the tree, a collision of smoker girl worlds in a way I never really captured on camera before.  But after this novelty wore off, I focused entirely on the braided blond again, who was now closing her eyes as if trying to get some rest as she sat there against the tree, cigarette in hand.  It made it that much easier to watch in observance as she sat there resting, but even if her mind was at rest her body ended up working twice as hard to process the volume of nicotine and tar she was feeding it.  The last several drags she took from that cigarette as she rested were the most intense yet, her lips wrapping around that cork filter and drawing in smoke for at least eight seconds per drag, renting a condo inside her black lungs, and then filtering out her mouth and nose in a sleepy exhale.  It was like a small child putting herself to sleep sucking on a pacifier, only for this adult girl it was a cigarette doing the work of the pacifier, and it was hard to tell whether the sensation was putting her to sleep or gratifying her sexually.  Perhaps a little of both.  It was a sighting unlike anything else I had seen, particularly this final act of the sighting.  How is it even possible for a girl to get this much bodily pleasure from American Spirits??!?!

As she finished off the cigarette, she crushed it out in the grass and began to awaken, standing up from the tree she had been sitting next to for at least 15 minutes.  It was only when she stood up that I appreciated just how sexy her body was.  Between her busty chest and the way those lacy white shorts wore on her as she sat, I was under the impression she might be a tad pudgy, but seeing her standing up, it was now clear her curves were in no way excessive and the white lacy shorts fit her form perfectly.  Better yet, she had a bunch of stray grass blades and impressions on her upper thigh flesh from the tree roots when she stood up, the most adorable imperfections on this perfect feminine presentation.  Standing there stretching out after standing up, her bottom covered in grass and dirt, her adorable body seemed as vulnerable as those poor cigarettes were when she committed such unspeakable atrocities towards them only moments earlier.  The bummer of this final image is that she scooped up the three discarded American Spirits butts she consumed during her stay in the smoking area and approached the overflowing community ashtray with them, taking away their special presence and rendering them mere paper and tar residue amongst hundreds like them.

I readied my camera as she walked away trying to get a perfect ass shot.  I only managed a couple of mediocre ones but as I moved away satisfied with my haul, I discovered my gig was officially up as this guy approached the girl as she got in line for fair food, pointing my direction as if to tell her I was photographing her.  It was time to go!   I’ve been getting braver and dumber with these smoking pics every year and it’s only a matter of time until I create a real problem for myself with them.  I boogied on out of the spot and avoided confrontation but told myself as I walked away that I needed to cool it with the pics.  That didn’t last long but I was far less aggressive for the rest of the day with the photos, sadly reducing the rewards I’ll be able to offer readers with my smoking gallery of pics on Tumblr.  If I was gonna get busted, I sure picked a firecracker of a sighting to get busted over though!

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MNSF #31. A Stinky Daughter Corrupts a Norman Rockwell Family


As I referred to in my #36 MNSF sighting, the 2003 Minnesota State Fair featured three sightings that, while none by themselves specifically epic, were all trigger sightings that set the stage for long-term sighting preferences….

In this case, about an hour before dusk, I was seated in the bleachers with my mom to watch a free outdoor evening concert by country singer Suzy Bogguss scheduled for about an hour later. This teen talent show was getting over and I was looking all around to see if I could see any smokers. Standing behind all the bleachers and not too far from my line of vision was a handsome young couple about 19-20 enjoying cigarettes. Now I thought they were a couple, but it’s possible they were just brother and sister, a context I will get into in a bit. Anyway, I watched as best I could as this adorable college-age girl with short brown hair and a cute little blue tanktop with jean shorts dragged copiously and furiously from her little white friend. She was a very accomplished and unlikely looking smoker, and while I wasn’t paying very close of attention to her brother/boyfriend, she seemed to be outsmoking him right up to the point where they crushed out their cigarettes.

That’s when the sighting really took flight.  They proceeded about six or seven rows ahead of us and took a seat directly in between the parents, or at least the parents of one of the two.  The parents could not have possibly better represented the “salt-of-the-earth” Norman Rockwell parents, yet they suddenly had their smelly daughter sitting in between them and contaminating their airways with the stench of fresh tobacco on her clothes.  Seeing cute daughters exposing nonsmoking parents to the fresh stench of tobacco clinging to them….another trigger that would forever stick with me even though I don’t recall encountering it in sightings past.

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MNSF #32. Brunette Glamour Teens Return For A Smoky Encore


Going back to that uber-epic day that was the 2008 Minnesota State Fair.  My fortunes had been increasing that day, and I got cocky around 5 p.m. when I decided to make my second and final run of the day through the more lightly traveled north side of the fairgrounds. Almost every year, I get something good sightings-wise on the north side, so it’s a no-brainer to take the half-hour loop that direction a couple of times per day, and on this day the gamble paid off with a minisaga that would ultimately evolve into one of my top best sightings of the day even after beginning as a huge missed opportunity….

I came upon a bench near the 4-H building and spotted two long-haired dark brunettes sucking on the tail end of cork filters. On the left was a skinny 16-17ish superbabe, pretty as can be, with a figure so visibly slender that I was struck by it even as she was sitting. Unfortunately, she locked eyes with me almost immediately after I looked her way. On my second passing glance, I took in her friend, equally beautiful if not slightly more so but just a tad chubbier. Again, her eyes met with mine instantly. Both girls had spotted me. If I had more confidence, and if they weren’t jailbait, I may have taken the opportunity to approach them. Instead, I walked on past, self-conscious about peering over my shoulder too soon and getting busted for eyeballing these hotties too intently. Eventually, however, I was enough distance away that I did turn around to get another look. Both girls had long manes of gorgeous and curly dark brown hair and were as glamorous and beautiful of teen smoker girls as I could hope to see. Unfortunately, they were so far away and I desperately wanted a closer look that I knew I wasn’t gonna get…..at least for now…..

Over the course of the next half hour I would wrap up my stint on the north side and head towards the grandstand area where I scored one of my two monster epics of the day.  I couldn’t improve upon that, but I could think of no better follow-through than to redeem my near-blockbuster sighting of the two brunettes from the north side barely a half hour earlier…and one of them was already smoking again! The odds were against it, but here were the same two hotties from before, this time walking and allowing me a full-profile glance at their bodies. The somewhat chubbier but still beautiful girl was standing in line waiting for mini-donuts, while the slender girl was smoking what was at least her second cigarette of the hour. She had a perfect hourglass figure concealed in a tight form-fitting black lace top. After her friend purchased the mini-donuts, they walked towards a seating area. The shapely smoker soon deposited her cigarette to the ground and carried the pack of Marlboro Reds in her hand until they got to a bench and sat down, finally getting the opportunity to really study their astounding beauty…

I sat nearby and watched as the friend ate her mini-donuts, hoping that possibly more tobacco consumption would transpire when she finished eating. Unfortunately, both girls got up and walked away in about 10 minutes…..not that watching those cute teenage butts walk away was a bad thing!  Now these girls looked quite similar but I’m not sure whether they were sisters (or possibly even non-identical twins) or just friends that really looked a lot alike, but my hunch would be the latter.  Whatever the case, they were one of the more memorable finds of one of my greatest days ever of fetishing…and that’s a pretty high bar to cross.

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MNSF #33. Smoking Family’s Triple Play Of Hot Young Females Fills Up On Nicotine Before Seeing The Dixie Chicks


The late afternoon and early evening hours of Day 1 of the 2016 Minnesota State Fair produced my best hours of fairgrounds fetishing this entire summer without a shadow of a doubt and the momentum crescendoed right around 6:00 at the high-foliage east side smoking area full of trees and benches which evokes somewhat of a park setting.  A four-sided bench near the back of that smoking area was full of seven warm bodies seated in a circle.  Right away I noticed a bright yellow pack of American Spirits (again?!?!) in front of this attractive late 20s blond even though she wasn’t smoking at that moment, but from the clouds of smoke hovering over that bench it was clear somebody at that table was, and I walked back there to see who it was.

My heart almost melted as I noticed an obvious family setting with an obvious patriarch and matriarch, likely with some of the friends of whoever the “daughter” was in the group, and the two hottest girls in the group, both in the 19-21 range, were both smoking in front of family members who were all older than they were, and they were both very impressive.  Sitting closest to me was a wholesome long-haired dark brunette in a skimpy navy blue minidress who held her cigarette in her left hand and took a steady diet of nice drags.  But it was the lighter brunette seated furthest from me but in the most direct line of vision from the bench where I sat who impressed me most, her face the vision of angelic girl-next-door wholesomeness with wavy long light brown hair decked out in an odd ensemble of a reddish dress with a pink lacy shawl covering it down to her knees.  If the previous all-star girl I had just seen was an example of the most obvious-looking smoker of this fair season, this cutie was an example of the least likely smoker of the 2016 fair season…..

I had a deja vu moment immediately upon laying eyes on this light brunette smoker but it took me almost 24 hours to figure out who she reminded me of.  My office hires these high school kids as pages every winter and in 2015 one of the pages was a girl named Brett, who had a very obvious huge crush on me, looking me up and down every time she walked past me and doubling back needlessly on occasion to make eye contact with me again.  I fantasized that entire year about Brett smoking but was now getting as close as I’d ever expect to come to seeing it happen as her doppelganger was consuming a cigarette very impressively directly in front of me.  She took beautiful drags, puckering up that wholesome face around the filter of her cigarette and tilting her head slightly skyward to produce a cloud of smoke that hovered for several moments above the entire family at that bench.  Between her and the dark brunette, the haze of smoke in front of and above this table was pretty much omnipresent, and one of my two less than impressive photos captured some of that smoke haze.  Unfortunately, my biggest regret from that day was not scoring a better pic of this group, although I had a good excuse in that their bench was isolated in a way that I could never get close enough to take the kind of photo I’d have liked to without completely exposing myself.  I found a bench in the best place possible and even there it was becoming clear after a few minutes they knew I was watching.

Still, I couldn’t look away at this incredible family dynamic, the best family of smokers sighting I’ve gotten in 10 years since it was only the cutest and youngest female members of the group who were responsible for all the carcinogens the rest of the family was forced to choke on.  But there was still one missing piece to this puzzle….the mid-to-late 20s blond with the pack of American Spirits in front of her on the table, herself very attractive, decked out in a black blouse and jean shorts with boots, was compelled to spark up a cigarette of her own by the stinky youngsters at the table.  For a couple of minutes, there were three hot females smoking simultaneously at this table until the younger two finished theirs.  By this point, however, they were on to me and making eye contact more and more frequently, so I made the tough decision to walk away, unclear whether there would be additional tobacco consumption by the younger girls that I’d miss out on by leaving.  Still, after as many missed opportunities as I’d suffered through thus far in the 2016 fair season, it felt good to be at the right place at the right time for something so special.

Less than an hour later, I was stacking up all kinds of great sightings outside the grandstand in the moments before the Dixie Chicks concert, and was scurrying to meet my parents at the agreed-upon 7 p.m. meeting time.  It was 6:55 and I still had one more pass to make by the east side of the grandstand, ultimately settling upon a familiar group whose presence sent my jaw dropping to the ground.  Standing in a huddle of seven just as they were seated in a bench in a circle less than an hour earlier was the family of smokers who had already rocked my world to its core.  Now they were back, the majority of the group, including the parents, delaying their entrance to the Dixie Chicks’ concert because the same three young females of the group feeding their addictions to cigarettes before were feeding the nicotine monkeys on their backs again, only doing so much more publicly this time, the center of attention standing in the middle of this cobblestone walkway with three hot smoker girls dragging copiously and exhaling clouds of cancer into the sky.

I only had a minute or so to observe and made one final attempt to score a decent photo, but unfortunately it’s a blurry mess as happens all too often around 7 p.m. when the sun is on its way down in late August.  It was nice to see them all standing and be able to admire their great bodies in a vertical posture.  The blond and the dark brunette impressed again but the star of the show was that wholesome light brunette who looked like my former office page Brett, and she also seemed to produce the cloudiest exhales.  I doubt I’ll ever surpass the 2006 MNSF family of smokers sighting which included two gorgeous teenage girls, one of whom put on one of the longest no-purpose dangles I’ve ever seen, but this was the best family of smokers sighting I’ve gotten since then, and I hoped so much to see them out smoking again later in the evening, but this would be their last appearance of August 28, 2016.

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MNSF #34. Scaring Away Women and Children at the International Bazaar


My best sighting of the day on the cool Saturday visit to the 2009 Minnesota State Fair came in the morning, which is good for morale early in the day. Walking towards busy Judson Avenue from the north was a cluster of two 19-20ish couples. Immediately drawing my attention was the attractive, sunglasses-donning brunette chick in the cluster, the only one smoking.

And boy was she smoking. Rather than holding her cigarette at her side, she held it next to her face with a bent elbow as if she was sitting at the bar. She wore a green top and tight blue jeans that showcased her form nicely, accentuated by the bent elbow all-white she proudly held next to her pretty face. She was jubilant and bubbly as she talked to her nonsmoking friends (two guys and two girls) and when she took a drag, the windy air scattered it directly into the faces of the friends group who never complained when they got splashed in the face by their attractive friend, suggesting this was a common occurrence in the company of this girl and the nonsmoking friends had just learned to live with it.

Things really got hot when the foursome approached the entrance of the “International Bazaar”, a gathering that features live music and a cluster of international souvenir shops. Now there is no official smoking ban to my knowledge in this open air venue, but it’s just assumed that nobody would be obnoxious enough to smoke there in the sensitive, prima donna culture of 2009. But this girl was obnoxious and myopic enough to do just that, marching right past the entry gate with cigarette in hand.

The highlight of the sighting came when she stood behind the seating area and was followed in by a mother and her early teen daughter who stood behind her. My girl took a nice drag from her cigarette and thoughtlessly exhaled, allowing the strong north wind to splash smoke straight directly into the faces of mother and daughter. Both of them were waving the smoke out of their faces and then walked away with disgusted looks on their faces, while my girl stood there clueless the entire time about how badly she repulsed her fellow fairgoers. She and the nonsmoking female friend would then converse with one another for the duration of her cigarette before she dropped it to the pavement and crushed it out and then got in line for a beverage. I meandered over and quickly identified the butt as a Marlboro Light Menthol. Finally, a sighting worth feeling good about after a couple hours of mediocrity leading up to that, and a needed burst of adrenaline to get me through some very mundane afternoon hours.

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MNSF #35. The 1993 Teen Smoker Girls on a Bench Who Started It All


Here’s the sentimental favorite that started it all….the first Minnesota State Fair smoker sighting I remember. It was 1993 and I had just turned 16 years old. There I sat on a bench taking a break in the late morning or early afternoon with my parents seated to my right.  I was upset with my dad and really wasn’t feeling the allure of the Minnesota State Fair that year.  The venue needed some sort of new attraction to keep me interested as I felt at that point as though I had experienced everything there was to experience there.  But my Minnesota State Fair world was about to be shaken to its core.

All of the sudden, I heard feminine voices to my left and felt pressure on the bench as someone sat down. I looked over my left shoulder to discover it was a girl about 13-14 years old. As I subtly looked a little closer, imagine my shock and saw she was smoking a cigarette.  Even though all my sexual fantasies were filled with girls smoking at this time, it hadn’t even occurred to me at this point in life to actively seek sightings of smokers.  Only in situations like that where the sightings fell into my lap was I able to indulge my simmering fetish.  I then took yet another look to find she had a friend standing next to her who was also smoking.  I wasn’t in much of a position to watch them being seated right next to them, but loved the odor of their secondhand smoke drifting my way…and I found it fairly daring that such young girls would sidle right up to a family sitting on a bench and puff away on their stinky cigarettes, even back in 1993 when the stigma wasn’t as extreme as it is today.

At that point, the girls stood up to look at this “How Good of a Lover Are You?” machine, giggling as they listened to the voicebox on the machine, and both still holding cigarettes in their hands. They looked very working-class wearing utilitarian T-shirts and jean shorts. The one who sat next to me was the better looking of the two, while the other, while still attractive, looked very hard-core…and had very unattractive scabs on her legs as if she slept on a mattress infested with bedbugs. I got the feeling they were very naughty girls, probably poised to make a flurry of bad choices in life. Nonetheless, what a memory…and they did wonders for my crotch in a way that no other girls at the Minnesota State Fair had done thus far.  Now if I were to see these girls today, they’d be a pretty good score, but probably wouldn’t rank as high as they do on my list simply based on the transformational aspect of the sighting and a forerunner for the years of greatness the state fair would later bring.

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MNSF #36. The Original Teen Smoking Blonde In Sexy White Shorts


I scored three classic sightings at the 2003 Minnesota State Fair, and the year was in many ways a precedent-setter because all three of these sightings introduced me to various “triggers”, specific criteria of hotness within a sighting that often turn a good sighting into a great sighting.  In this case it was the first smoker sighting where I really realized how hot it was to see a pretty girl smoking….in white shorts…

It was mid-afternoon and while I was having moderate luck with sightings, I hadn’t seen anything that day that really jumped out and grabbed me until I wandered into the area in between the DNR area and the women’s bathroom.  From out of the bathroom stepped this 16ish long-haired blond who was the picture of beauty and innocence.  I couldn’t have dreamed a more idyllic Midwestern beauty, and adding to her allure was the tiny pair of white shorts that perfectly framed her gorgeously chiseled feminine assets.  Despite her general wholesomeness and “Barbie doll come to life” look, she had a certain naughty look in her eyes as she drifted towards a tree near the bathroom structure.  Another more modest looking girl (also about 16) would soon join her beautiful friend.  I was trying to hold expectations down as the day had been slow thus far, but the excitement was building and I still had a feeling that these girls would produce.

And produce they did, with the blond cutie extracting a pack of Marlboro Lights from her purse, producing a cigarette each for herself and her friend while sneakily hiding behind the bathroom as they smoked, hiding out of sight from everybody except me.  This was before I was in the business of seriously evaluating smoking style, but what I saw impressed me and I remember that the corrupting blond cutie was the more accomplished of the two smokers.  My 2003 Minnesota State Fair had finally found some legs…and they just happened to be extending from a pair of the hottest white shorts I ever recall seeing a girl wear at that point in my life.  I’ve seen tighter pairs since, but they were nonetheless very tight and framed this girl’s lower body beautifully.  Never again would I look at a pair of white shorts the same way.

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MNSF #37. A Blond Teen Smoker “Garbage Girl”


I’ve mentioned elsewhere how the north side of the Minnesota State Fairgrounds is a giant cluster of blocks mostly dedicated to 4-H and agricultural equipment.  It takes a good 20 minutes to make the round trip that way and only occasionally does it deliver with a memorable sighting, meaning I usually limit my ventures that direction to one or two a day.  But the north side still occasionally delivers, and never has it delivered better than the morning hours of my 2007 Minnesota State Fair trip.

I took a midmorning loop through the sparse crowd of the north side blocks when I saw this golf cart-esque contraption (property of the Minnesota State Fair) driving down the streets and stopping at every garbage can to collect the trash, with two young ladies in the driver and passenger seats.  The two young employees included an overweight and unattractive redhead driving and a ponytailed blond cutie who looked about 18 in the passenger seat.  Guess which one was sporting an 85-100 mm all-white companion in her right hand?

I walked quickly to follow this mobile vehicle as blondie stopped at every full garbage can and removed the bag, tossing it on the heap of bags in the back of the vehicle. Who could have ever imagined that the "garbage man" would ever be a very wholesome-looking blond cutie who personified the girl next door image? And that she would be smoking an all-white cigarette on top of everything else?!? She went from garbage can to garbage can, doing the dirty work while the nonsmoking chubby friend drove....and she would dangle that cigarette from her lips every time her T-shirt and denim shorts-clad young body removed a garbage bag from the can...and my heart melted every time she did. The only downside is that when she finished the cigarette, she tossed the cigarette butt into one of the very trash bags she was removing before her garbage cart so I didn't get to identify the brand, even though I suspected it was a Marlboro Light.  Even though that 2007 trip would end up being a great day, it would be several hours before I would see anything else of this caliber.

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MNSF #38. A Landlocked Teen Smoking “Mermaid” Strikes Sexy Pose


I said in previous entries that my 2008 Minnesota State Fair visit was my best day of fetishing of all-time, and compared the day’s trajectory to that of avalanche, where the intensity just kept building into the late night hours.  Well this was one of my final sightings of the evening and I was practically hyperventilating from the roller coaster ride, but thought to myself that if there was any missing link to the entire day it was some really wholesome-looking underage girls who you’d never think would smoke.  In the final 15 minutes of the day, my wish became the Minnesota State Fair’s command….

I was walking around the perimeter of the horticulture building, where I would once again strike gold. I hadn’t seen any truly wholesome-looking teenage girls smoking yet that day….until now. Four 16-ish chickies were sitting on a cement slab a decent distance away from the sidewalk, likely doing their best to hide from the crowds that would almost assuredly disapprove of the fact that two of girls were smoking. The smokers both sat on the right and were both adorable brunettes. The girl on the far right was most heartbreakingly cute of the two, which worked out because I got to see more of her smoking performance than the other girl. Only a few seconds after my arrival, the girl on the left took a final drag and flung her spent butt several feet in front of her and onto the grass while the prettier girl on the right kept on smoking. My positioning was perfect to watch. There’s nothing sexier than young girls in cutoffs smoking, and I swear to you this girl was laid out with her smooth legs on display all the way up to her upper thigh, with frayed denim cresting just before the hump of her ass.  She was almost laid out in a perfect mermaid pose looking so sexy and so vulnerable. Beautifully out of place was the glowing cherry from her all-white.

Her smoking performance was precocious but endearing and she certainly seemed to enjoy every puff and made the cigarette last at least three minutes longer than the nicotine-addicted friend next to her did. You could tell the other friends were getting impatient as the girl savored her cigarette at the expense of their evening fair time.  The other three friends finally got up to leave, brushing the grass off of their backsides and taking off, while my adorable little smoker cutie hastily stubbed out the Marlboro Menthol Light she was enjoying so much onto the pavement and quickly rising to her feet to keep up with her girls.  She too gave those amazing jean shorts covering her perfect ass a brush to get the grass off, and at that point I would have given $1,000 to become those hands of hers that got to caress that ass.  Talk about ending a great night with a great moment.

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MNSF #39. The Teen Smoking Photographer and Her Subjects


On my steamy 90-degree Monday first visit to the 2010 Minnesota State Fair, I had been disappointed with my modest sightings bounty produced during the daytime hours, but in the final hour before I met with the parents for a Rosanne Cash concert, things finally started to come alive in a big way, and this was the sighting that set the wheel in motion….

I was taking one final midway run before day’s end, and since the midway had come through for me twice before that day, it was a no-brainer to try to change my luck there again.  About halfway through the lengthy midway loop, I began to notice how intense my foot pain was becoming and decided it was time to slip in the gel-filled inserts into my shoes that I’d been carrying in my back pocket all day.  I was at my lowest point of the day morale-wise as I stepped back into my shoes and proceeded onward to the rest of the midway, but was about to find out that those gel-filled shoe inserts were my lucky charms…..

About three minutes later, approaching the end of the midway, I caught two 18-19ish cuties standing on the edge of a bench, apparently posing for photos and clearly not in possession of cigarettes.  It wasn’t until I walked past the two girls posing for photos that I would come upon my second best sighting of the day.  I hadn’t gotten a look at the girl snapping the photos and the natural tendency is of course to focus one’s attention on the people getting their picture taken rather the person taking the picture, but I won’t be making that mistake again as I saw an adorable 18ish brunette in a little black summer dress holding a very professional-looking camera with a wide-angle lens attachment….and an all-white cigarette in the other hand.  She was giving directions to the two nonsmoker girls for poses and the girls cooperated with cutesy little poses for the camera.  Obviously it would have been an extra bonus if the two girls getting their pictures taken, one blonde and one brunette and both cute, were also smoking, but misdirection once again almost got the best of me….

As I investigated the situation further, the cluster was not limited to the three girls involved in the picture taking.  There were two girls and a guy seated on the bench next to them, and all three were smoking.  The girls were both beauties, with one looking incredibly wholesome, wearing a flower print summer dress, with her long brown hair draped over her left shoulder looking downright angelic.  The other girl, seated next to the guy, was also a long-haired dark brunette.  She had a slightly harder look and appeared a few years older, even though I doubt she was.  All three girls were knockouts and each had their own distinctive looks, but all were in possession of fairly fresh cigarettes…

I found a bench to watch this madness unfold.  I didn’t get a great look at the harder-looking brunette, but had a front row seat to the two most wholesome girls in the group of five, both wearing dresses and both puffing away on their all-whites.  I was most mesmerized by the girl with the camera who proceeded to snap pictures of the fair midway every which direction.  She even had the camera pointed pretty close to me a couple of times and I flattered myself pondering that maybe she was so impressed with me she had to take a few pics.  She dragged intermittently from her cigarette.  She took pretty deep drags, but her style didn’t necessarily stand out in the crowd.  Still, there was something very familiar about this girl, and it finally hit me as I studied her face.  She looked exactly like Brooke, a girl I dated and attended a water park with the previous summer.  And not only did she look like her, the little black dress she was wearing was a virtual carbon copy of the dress Brooke wore the water park that summer.  I frequently fantasized about seeing Brooke smoking a cigarette, and this girl’s display is likely to be as close as I’ll ever come. Clearly that alone elevated this sighting to its megablockbuster status, but there were other things going on too….

The girl in the flower print dress with the hair flowing over her shoulder was, if anything, even more wholesome-looking than the Brooke lookalike.  It was pretty astounding that the two softest-looking beauties in the bunch were wearing dresses and were also smoking. Flower print girl took a cell call and stepped a distance away from the group to be able to chat in privacy, allowing me a closer look at her drags, which weren’t bad, but as I said before, tough to fully evaluate considering the ferocity of the wind.  My Brooke lookalike certainly seemed to take deeper drags, and finished her cigarette first, crushing it out and then sitting down to disassemble her multipiece camera.  In a couple of minutes, the girl on the phone finished her cigarette as well, dropping it to the pavement still smoldering.  The guy and third girl were just wrapping up their cigarettes as well, and I had a potential problem in that the wind was so strong that I feared it would blow the cigarette butts away if the girls hung around too long.  They did hang around another 2-3 minutes, but finally took off and gave me my big chance to identify their brands.  The Brooke lookalike was smoking a Parliament, which seemed like a good fit for a girl as obviously stylish as her. The flower-print dress girl with the hair over her shoulder was smoking a Camel Light.

I had finally gotten the burst of energy I needed that day with roughly an hour fetish time left.  In the next hour, I would see the cluster again, nobody smoking this time.  The Brooke lookalike was showing everybody her photos on the camera.  She must really be a photography aspirant.  If only she knew that best thing in the entire fair to photograph was her own beautiful face with a cigarette sticking out of it…

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