Category Archives: Top-50 Local County Fair Sightings

FCF #20. The Smoky Out-of-Town Girls Annoy The Locals


My friend Corey and I had just left a forgettable country concert on Tuesday, the opening evening of the county fair in 2009, and I had been stuck seated in the sightings-free midsection of the grandstand for about two hours, … Continue reading

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FCF #21. “Tonya” and Her 4-H Girl Smoker Buddy


I only scored 17 sightings Wednesday night at the local county fair in 2010, which ordinarily isn’t a great haul, but whatever I lacked in quantity I more than made up for with blockbuster quality.  I scored this grand slam … Continue reading

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FCF #22. Wholesome Teen Brunette Smokes Inside BINGO Pavilion


While Wednesday evening at my 2012 local county fair wasn’t quite as incredible as Tuesday or Thursday night, it still produced its share of quality sightings, and none better than this one.  Most years the VFW BINGO stand delivers me … Continue reading

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FCF #23. “The Trio” Of Blonds Obnoxiously Violates Smoke-Free Saturday


“Smoke-Free Saturday” at my 2012 local county fair ironically produced a few electric moments of hot girls smoking cigarettes, but far and away the most electric was the group of smoker girls during the Lonestar concert that will forever be … Continue reading

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FCF #24. Gorgeous Teen Blond Dangle Drags While Eating Cotton Candy


Wednesday was far and away the best night at the 2014 local county fair, the kind of night where I’d be in pursuit of one great sighting and get sidetracked by another.  That’s exactly what happened with the evening’s best … Continue reading

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FCF #25. Teen Girls Viciously Assault Women Waiting For The Bathroom with Secondhand Smoke


I was meeting my friend Corey for a concert by country singer Kellie Pickler on my Thursday evening county fair visit in 2009.  Corey had reserved seating that night, seating that would unfortunately place me well outside of the range … Continue reading

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FCF #26. A Mysterious Duo Of Teen Smoker Girl Silhouettes After Dark


Another classic sighting from 2008, this time on a Friday night.  It came within 15 minutes of exiting the grandstand show of the country group Emerson Drive. So much of fetishing success can be traced to blind luck. Such was … Continue reading

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FCF #27. Adorable Teen Blond Is Too Stinky For Her Mom and Friend


My opening night at the 2011 local county fair was a stunner, easily my best night of the year at the county fair, and my favorite sighting came somewhere around 10:30 p.m.  I was navigating through a fairly large crowd … Continue reading

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FCF #28. Sexy And Studious Teen Blond Dressed In White Smokes Twice With Mom


I had broken away from my buddy Corey who was at the 2017 county fair with his wife and 18-month-old son as they were attending this mini-circus on the midway, and doing so led me to an unlikely mother-teen daughter … Continue reading

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FCF #29. Early Teens Sneaking A Smoke Behind The Commercial Building


In the early Thursday evening hours of my local fair sightings safari in 2008, I was approaching the commercial exhibits building and noticed three mischievous little teeny-boppers heading towards the sparse bleachers area on the north side of the building … Continue reading

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FCF #30. Smoking Pro Carries Herself Like a Mid-Teen Girl


My Thursday evening at the 2011 local county fair was one of the biggest roller coaster rides of my life, where I managed to score a handful of incredible sightings, all while being cornered and interrogated by the fairgrounds police … Continue reading

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FCF #31. If Cindy Crawford Had a Daughter Who Smoked…..And Other Observations


I had only nine sightings on the night at around 10:30 on my Friday night at the 2011 local fair, running behind my baseline, and even though the rain coming down in modest sprinkles wasn’t particularly strong, it was nonetheless … Continue reading

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FCF #32. Four Hot Blonds, Three Cigarettes, And A Walking Taco


Another classic sighting from that Thursday evening at my 2012 county fair, this one coming in the final hour of the evening.  I was walking past the outside entrance of the beer gardens when I laid eyes on a foursome … Continue reading

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FCF #33. Angelic Blond Who Looks Like Youth For Christ Counselor Lights Up


As I so often do at my county fair, I was preparing for my “final loop of the night” on Thursday evening of the 2014 FCF but managed to keep getting sidetracked and/or talking myself into yet another “final loop … Continue reading

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FCF #34. Stroller-Pushing Smoker Mama Hotties


On a Wednesday night at the 2007 fair, I scored another blockbuster as I was looping around the north side of the fairgrounds. I saw this angellic-looking long-haired brunette cutie in a white tanktop and denim shorts standing with a … Continue reading

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FCF #35: Wholesome Cowgirl In Skin-Tight Jeans Nearly Torches Preteen Girl’s Ass With Marlboro


My local county fair lacked its usual oomph in 2015 but the best night was definitely Thursday night when contemporary country artist Tyler Farr drew a favorable demographic, and the action started literally the moment after I arrived.  I crossed … Continue reading

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FCF #36. Everygirl USA Drags So Hard Her Cigarette Becomes A Fountain Of Embers


I mentioned in my writeup for FCF #42 that Saturday night at the 2016 local county fair  was surprisingly productive, particularly in the grandstand overlooking the smoking area outside the Charlie Daniels Band concert.  The concert had yet to begin … Continue reading

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FCF #37. A Smoking Mentor and Her Teen Cutie Protege


I scored a solid dozen very impressive sightings of girls smoking while sitting in the grandstand waiting for the Hinder concert to start (it was delayed by more than a half hour at this point) that huge Saturday night in … Continue reading

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FCF #38. All-American Blond And Boyfriend Light Up Before, During, And After Kansas Concert


On Friday night at the 2017 local county fair, 70s rock band Kansas was the grandstand act and I took my usual seat overlooking the grandstand’s designated smoking area and the beer gardens area on the opposite side of the … Continue reading

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FCF #39. A Fetisher Gets Punk’d By 11-Year-Old Girls


This sighting from 2001 takes the cake as the strangest sighting at the local fair or any venue. In fact, it’s not even actually a sighting. I was in the company of my cousin on the south side of the … Continue reading

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