My first day at the 2010 Minnesota State Fair was fairly unsubstantial for most of the day, but around 6 p.m. in my final hour of sightings before meeting up with the family I scored a monster blockbuster that changed the trajectory of the day and ushered in a very impressive final hour, with nothing even coming close to measuring up to the quality of this dramatic gem that took place in the seating area to the east of the grandstand. ….
Sitting next to a boyfriend was a super-cute 22ish dark blond wearing a white tanktop and a perfect-fitting denim miniskirt that looked adorable on her. Right away as I approached, I saw a cigarette in the hand of both the guy and girl. I made a second pass to get a better look at the girl. She wasn’t a knockout beauty, but very cute and wholesome-looking, a solid 8.5 on a scale of 1-10 who added to her allure significantly with that hot little skirt. There was no place to sit next to the girl, so I had to sit next to the guy and as a result flew pretty close to the sun having to peer over him to get an occasional look at his girlfriend. It was worth whatever risk though as I saw that first drag as cutie took a good four-second inhale before I watched the thick ball of creamy smoke disappear into her throat for a few moments, resurfacing again in about three seconds with one of the strangest exhales I’ve ever seen. The smoke spewed out of her mouth first and the jet of smoke fired skyward while the spillover from her nose came later and fired downward. Usually these “jet stream” exhales tend to combine coming out of the mouth and nose to form one stream of smoke, but with this girl, a skybound stream of smoke lasted a couple of seconds before the second act emerged, a nasal stream of smoke plunging downward. I would see a couple more drags from her, but none that upclose, so I’m not sure if I just caught her in a special drag or if this is the way she regularly smoke. Either way, you can’t imagine how much I wanted to leap over this boyfriend, hike up this girl’s cute little skirt, and fuck her brains out right there on the cement slab.
Whatever the case, that was only the second hottest part of the sighting. The boyfriend finished his cigarette first but within about 30 seconds, girly wrapped up hers as well, stubbing it out and dropping it to the pavement below her feet. I expected they would soon get up to leave, but my adorable and feminine blonde friend had different ideas as she proceeded to extract her pack of Marlboro Lights from her purse only about 20 seconds later and was determined to keep the stink alive. She fired up another one, and as I said, I didn’t get a very good view of her drags, but I was amazed at how quickly she made the cigarette disappear, apparently taking pretty deep drags into those black lungs of hers. The boyfriend did not initially light up another cigarette and was a fairly quiet guy. The girl wasn’t a motor mouth by any stretch, but she still did 90% of the talking as she pulled out her tickets from her purse and commented on how they bought the tickets in June, yadda, yadda, yadda. But then the conversation got epic…
The girl told the guy he better have another cigarette because it would be a long time in the concert before they’d get their next chance. The guy acted like it didn’t matter to him one way or another, but did heed her advice and fired up a second cigarette. The girl was approaching the end of her second cigarette and continued speculating on the length of the concert. And that’s when it happened. The girl looked at her fast-diminishing cigarette and said to the boyfriend “I’m thinking of having another one!” Are you kidding me, I thought to myself. Three cigarettes in a row back-to-back! How much nicotine does one girl need??!?! Unfortunately, the boyfriend shook his head no, indicating he didn’t want to sit through yet another of his foul-smelling girlfriend’s cigarettes. What’s the matter with you, man! ANY TIME a hot girl tells you she wants another cigarette, the answer should be an emphatic “YES!!!”. This time, the girl took a final drag from her cigarette and dropped it to the pavement still smoldering….
In just a few short moments, the two of them got up en route to the grandstand show. This finally gave me the opportunity to see what she looked like up-close. Suffice it to say she lived up to expectations completely, with a petite little body about 5’3”, very nice boobs poking out of that white tanktop, and a lower body framed beautifully in that little denim skirt of hers. Naturally, I thought her walking off would finally be the sunset to this incredible sighting, but she just wouldn’t go quietly.
The boyfriend was still smoking his second cigarette, but the girl blew me away when she held out her hand and grabbed hold of the boyfriend’s cigarette. He may have denied her the third cigarette she wanted, but he was gonna pay for that by sacrificing some of his own. I watched as she finished off his cigarette, not even giving him the option of having a final drag himself. Where do I find these girls?!?! She was the nicotine girl equivalent of a camel storing up on fat before making an epic journey across the Sahara Desert. Suddenly, the mediocrity of the hours leading up to this point had become a distant memory.