MNSF #107. Pussy-Whipped Boytoy Is Mama’s Cigarette Caretaker


My first of two visits to the Minnesota State Fair in 2010 was on a steamy Monday where I was a little bit sick and hadn’t gotten much sleep the night before.  The day would ultimately come through with great sightings, but the morning hours were fairly slow…with one major exception….

This sighting began at the edge of the beer gardens near one of the livestock barns as I looked ahead and saw another girl with a cigarette.  From a distance, she looked pretty good but when I got there she was only okay.  Luckily, when I turned the other direction, I hit pay dirt as I saw an attractive light brunette in the middle of a talking exhale with her boyfriend.  A little context….last year I scored a blockbuster sighting of two underage girls sitting at this spot smoking and spitting.  The general area seems to be a common hangout for smokers, only this year there was a new addition to the area…a cluster of port-a-potties, which will soon come into play in the sighting…

Anyway, the girl was a 22ish dirty blonde.  She was definitely attractive, but her body raised her sex appeal further, draped in a sexy purple tanktop and jean shorts as it was.  She was in the company of a boyfriend who wasn’t smoking, but she handed him the cigarette and I was prepared for a mediocre “girl and guy sharing a cigarette” sighting, but then I watched the girl go into one of the port-a-potties to relieve herself and a most delicious thought went through my head.  Wouldn’t it be great, I thought, if loverboy was simply taking on the role of cigarette caretaker as his cute but stinky girlfriend emptied out her bladder?  And proving that there is a God, that is actually how it played out but with one minor exception.  After about a minute of holding the cigarette, the boyfriend took a very small puff which he blew out without inhaling.  He was actually making sure he kept girlie’s cigarette burning.  I wonder if she requested when handing him the cigarette to “take an occasional puff on this to make sure mama’s cigarette doesn’t go out”.

She would ultimately step outside the port-a-potty and the whipped boyfriend dutifully handed her the cigarette.  I followed in hot pursuit.  Her drags and exhales were impressive if not necessarily distinctive.  The couple walked into the midway and as they approached a trash can to the couple’s right, the girl handed the guy the mostly smoked cigarette.  I had no idea what was about transpire but watched in awe as the boyfriend took the cigarette and crushed the cherry out on the garbage can and then tossed the butt inside before the couple kept walking.  I’m sorry but this guy has to be a fetisher and the girl must know he gets off on anything related to her smoking.  What else would explain a guy so pussy-whipped that he would willingly take on these menial tasks for his stinky girlfriend?  Hot stuff, and this would be my best sighting of the morning hours….and the afternoon hours for that matter as the day was about to take a pretty long dry spell.

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