My Top-50 Smoking Fetish “Triggers”


A few months ago in the cold of winter I began compiling a list of what I will refer to as “triggers”, or specific aspects of a girl’s smoking routine that have maximum sex appeal for me.  Here’s the list I came up with, along with sightings from my blog in parenthesis where said “trigger” applies, if indeed there are any.  Obviously I would normally do a top-50 but I included a bonus “trigger” that I simply couldn’t exclude….

#51. young mommies who store their cigarettes in their kids’ strollers
only inches from the little one (FCF #21, FCF #25, MNSF #40)

#50. girls turning their heads skyward to exhale a plume of skybound
smoke (Summerfest #1, FCF #2, FCF #11, MNSF #3)

#49. smoker girls offering a cigarette to nonsmoking girls,
particularly young teens (Mall #2)

#48. girls sharing cigarettes, passing one back and forth (ISF #8, ISF #11, MNSF #9, MNSF #13, MNSF #41, MNSF #55)

#47. girls decked out in feminine summer dresses or skirts while smoking (Random #37, Mall #6, FCF #12, FCF #15, ISF #20, ISF #25, ISF #30, MNSF #28, MNSF #29, MNSF #52)

#46. smoker girls with cute, feminine little ponytails (Mall #1, FCF #8, FCF #11, ISF #3, ISF #10, ISF #13, ISF #21, ISF #24, ISF #28, MNSF #26)

#45. father-daughter sightings, or some incarnation of older male
family member and younger female (ISF #14, MNSF #2)

#44. sighting where one girl’s the obvious corrupter and the other is a
protege in training (FCF #20, ISF #5, MNSF #4, MNSF #13)

#43. seeing an obviously upscale girl smoking, likely in defiance of
her social standing (Random #24, MNSF #1)

#42. girls discarding cigarette butts on curbs or sidewalks even where
there are smoker’s outposts closeby (Mall #8, FCF #10, FCF #23, ISF #11, ISF #16, ISF #17, MNSF #10, MNSF #20, MNSF #33, MSNF #36)

#41. girls with cigarette packs tucked into their jeans, particularly
if up against a bare midriff belly (ISF #6)

#40. groups where there’s a smoker and an antismoking nagger, the
latter who is ignored (Random #2, FCF #1, MNSF #17)

#39. girl who smokes a stronger cigarette than her
father/boyfriend/brother (MNSF #50)

#38. girl already dangling her unlit cigarette before she leaves a
building (Random #35)

#37. girl who takes her final exhale while walking into a building (Random #9, Random #35)

#36. girls who attempt to quit smoking, but discover in just a couple
of days that they can’t pull it off

#35. girls who supersmoke, particularly during a quick break from work (MNSF #11)

#34. girls stuffing their cigarette packs into their bras (ISF #5)

#33. girls who always find a way to talk about their smoking no matter who they’re with (Mall #7, MNSF #5, MNSF #33)

#32. girls smoking all-white 100s, particularly Marlboro Lights 100s

#31. girls in uber-feminine pigtails, particularly braided pigtails,
smoking (FCF #23)

#30. the odor of a girl with cigarette smoke clinging to her hair, clothes, and especially her breath after finishing a cigarette

#29. girls who smoke inside their car with the windows rolled up (Random #24, Mall #1)

#28. couples where the girl smokes but the boyfriend does not (Random #1, Random #13, FCF #2, FCF #6, FCF #8, ISF #12, ISF #19, ISF #24, MNSF #19, MNSF #38, MNSF #54)

#27. families where the girl smokes but the parents do not (Random #19, Random #36, FCF #1, ISF #4, MNSF #21, MNSF #31, MNSF #35)

#26. long drags with corresponding looks of pure pleasure on a girl’s
face (Random #11, Random #22, FCF #4, FCF #7, ISF #2,  ISF #16, ISF #24, MNSF #6, MNSF #10)

#25. nasal exhales, particularly missile-fired blasts of smoke (ISF #8, MNSF #6, MNSF #10)

#24. girls who smoke in prohibited areas, either out of cluelessness or
defiance (FCF #6, ISF #18, MNSF #23)

#23. girls who light their cigarettes in unorthodox ways, such as
turning on their stove and bending down for a light

#22. girls wearing white shorts smoking (Summerfest #1, FCF #9, FCF #12, ISF #7, ISF #17, MNSF #1, MNSF #2, MNSF #18, MNSF #25, MNSF #40)

#21. girls who smoke back to back cigarettes only seconds apart (Random #1, Random #11, Random #12, Summerfest #3, FCF #2, ISF #10, MNSF #4, MNSF #8, MNSF #10, MNSF #29, MNSF #42)

#20. mother-daughter sightings, particularly when mom’s still good
looking (Random #8, Random #23, Mall #1, ISF #15, MNSF #16, MNSF #53)

#19. girls who either frequently or intermittently spit while smoking (Random #10, Random #31, FCF #25, ISF #12, MNSF #5, MNSF #13, MNSF #42)

#18. girls who smoke a cigarette at the same time as they’re eating food (Mall #1, FCF #2, MNSF #4)

#17. girls who drop their cigarette to a dirty ground or floor, pick it
up, and put it back in their mouths (MNSF #5)

#16. group of girls where there’s an obvious alpha female who’s either
the only smoker or the best smoker (Random #35, Summerfest #2, Summerfest #3, FCF #2, FCF #18, FCF #24, ISF #8, ISF #11, ISF #12, MNSF #5, MNSF #9, MNSF #13, MNSF #18, MNSF #27, MNSF #28, MNSF #60)

#15. lengthy talking exhales where the smoke flows from a girl’s face
as she talks (Random #26, MNSF #29)

#14. girls with husky but still feminine voices that come from years of heavy smoking (Random #7)

#13. girls who carelessly and recklessly discard their cigarette butts (Random #21, Mall #2, FCF #1, FCF #23, ISF #2, ISF #16, ISF #26, MNSF #33, MNSF #36)

#12. girls who are careless and inconsiderate exhalers, accidentally
nailing friends or people nearby with a snootful of smoke (ISF #18, MNSF #1, MNSF #17, MNSF #23, MNSF #60)

#11. hacking, phlegm-filled smoker’s coughs, especially first thing in
the morning (Mall #3)

#10.  being caught off guard when an unlikely smoker who I had written off as not being a smoker lights up (Random #2, Random #4, Random #14, Random #31, FCF #1, FCF #4, ISF #2, MNSF #1, MNSF #2, MNSF #5, MNSF #13, MNSF #14)

#9.  girls wearing leather when they smoke (Random #3, MNSF #15)

#8.  girls smoking inside car or home with little kids very closeby (Mall #1, Mall #3)

#7.  long-distance dangles that drag on for 30 seconds or more, with
the cigarette hanging out of the cute girl’s mouth (Summerfest #2, Summerfest #5, MNSF #12, MNSF #26)

#6.  girls who molest their cigarettes, dragging so hard that there’s
still smoke coming out of their mouths and noses two or three breaths
after the first exhale (FCF #4, ISF #24, MNSF #6)

#5. seeing an adorably cute young teen beginner smoker who is bashful and self-conscious and takes cute rookie drags (Random #4, Random #10, Random #17, Random #31, Mall #4, Mall #9, FCF #1, FCF #14, FCF #15, FCF #20, ISF #7, MNSF #25, MNSF #27)

#4. seeing a very clearly experienced young teen girl smoking publicly (Mall #6, Mall #10, FCF #10, ISF #3, ISF #8, ISF #16, MNSF #2, MNSF #4, MNSF #9, MNSF #56)

#3. the sight of overflowing ashtrays where all the butts were produced by a hot girl, particularly when the ashtray’s full of all-whites (Random #1)

#2. girls smoking cigars of any kind in public, but especially larger
cigars (Summerfest #3, Mall #5, ISF #1, MNSF #3, MNSF #7)

#1 the epic talking dangle, where a girl talks with a dangling
cigarette bouncing up and down in her mouth (Summerfest #2)

My justification for the talking dangle being at the top of the list….it encompasses just about everything great about smoking rolled into one.  I love dangles in their own right, but when a girl is accomplished enough to smoke and talk at the same time, it’s almost as if she’s reached a point where the cigarette is part of her….an extension of her person…a moving part that functions in tandem with the rest of her body.   Seeing a cigarette bounce up and down in a girl’s mouth as she effortlessly converses is as pure of sign as anything for me that she has surrendered all freewill and has dedicated her life to nicotine addiction.

Some of my triggers have been more thoroughly touched upon by girls I’ve gone out with than from my sightings, but I’m gonna resist the urge to kiss and tell with them.  Hope you enjoyed the list and feel free to add some of your own in the comments section if you’re so inclined

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8 Responses to My Top-50 Smoking Fetish “Triggers”

  1. Jeff says:

    Great list!! How about a girl who chain-smokes and lights her next cigarette with the butt of the previous one? Or double and triple pumps where the smoke pours from the nose while taking her next drag? How about when a girl spreads her fingers apart in a wide v shape and drags for several seconds, keeping her fingers in that wide v until she is ready to remove the cigarette from her lips? Another one for me is when a girl drags and the cigarette jumps upward from how hard she is sucking, and then drops down slowly as she continues to pull.

  2. Smokin' Mark says:

    Thanks for the additions. If I had ever seen a girl use her last cigarette butt to light her next cigarette, it would certainly be on my list…but I’ve never once in my life seen that. The closest I’ve come is when a girl doesn’t have a lighter and she uses her friend’s recently lit cigarette to light her own. I saw that twice last month by the same group of girls.

    I know what you’re saying describing the “V” shaped fingers while inhaling. Always nice to see.

    And your last one is somewhat of a variation on why I find the talking dangle so appealing. Seeing a drag where the cigarette stiffens as the girl pulls in the smoke is truly amazing. Thanks again for sharing.

  3. Smokybreath says:

    Great list!
    “#30. the odor of a girl with cigarette smoke clinging to her hair, clothes, and especially her breath after finishing a cigarette” – this is my favourite theme! Especially I like women-smokers breath smell =)

  4. ECD says:

    Mark, I loved your list and I agreed with the following:

    #51. young mommies who store their cigarettes in their kids’ strollers
    only inches from the little one (FCF #21, FCF #25, MNSF #40)

    #50. girls turning their heads skyward to exhale a plume of skybound
    smoke (Summerfest #1, FCF #2, FCF #11, MNSF #3) Only if there is noone nearby in which face it can casually be blown.

    #49. smoker girls offering a cigarette to nonsmoking girls,
    particularly young teens (Mall #2)

    #48. girls sharing cigarettes, passing one back and forth (ISF #8, ISF #11, MNSF #9, MNSF #13, MNSF #41, MNSF #55)

    #47. girls decked out in feminine summer dresses or skirts while smoking (Random #37, Mall #6, FCF #12, FCF #15, ISF #20, ISF #25, ISF #30, MNSF #28, MNSF #29, MNSF #52)

    #46. smoker girls with cute, feminine little ponytails (Mall #1, FCF #8, FCF #11, ISF #3, ISF #10, ISF #13, ISF #21, ISF #24, ISF #28, MNSF #26)

    #44. sighting where one girl’s the obvious corrupter and the other is a
    protege in training (FCF #20, ISF #5, MNSF #4, MNSF #13)

    #43. seeing an obviously upscale girl smoking, likely in defiance of
    her social standing (Random #24, MNSF #1)

    #42. girls discarding cigarette butts on curbs or sidewalks even where
    there are smoker’s outposts closeby (Mall #8, FCF #10, FCF #23, ISF #11, ISF #16, ISF #17, MNSF #10, MNSF #20, MNSF #33, MSNF #36)

    #41. girls with cigarette packs tucked into their jeans, particularly
    if up against a bare midriff belly (ISF #6)

    #38. girl already dangling her unlit cigarette before she leaves a
    building (Random #35)

    #37. girl who takes her final exhale while walking into a building (Random #9, Random #35)

    #36. girls who attempt to quit smoking, but discover in just a couple
    of days that they can’t pull it off

    #35. girls who supersmoke, particularly during a quick break from work (MNSF #11)

    #34. girls stuffing their cigarette packs into their bras (ISF #5)

    #33. girls who always find a way to talk about their smoking no matter who they’re with (Mall #7, MNSF #5, MNSF #33)

    #32. girls smoking all-white 100s, particularly Marlboro Lights 100s

    #31. girls in uber-feminine pigtails, particularly braided pigtails,
    smoking (FCF #23)

    #30. the odor of a girl with cigarette smoke clinging to her hair, clothes, and especially her breath after finishing a cigarette

    #29. girls who smoke inside their car with the windows rolled up (Random #24, Mall #1)

    #28. couples where the girl smokes but the boyfriend does not (Random #1, Random #13, FCF #2, FCF #6, FCF #8, ISF #12, ISF #19, ISF #24, MNSF #19, MNSF #38, MNSF #54)

    #27. families where the girl smokes but the parents do not (Random #19, Random #36, FCF #1, ISF #4, MNSF #21, MNSF #31, MNSF #35)

    #26. long drags with corresponding looks of pure pleasure on a girl’s
    face (Random #11, Random #22, FCF #4, FCF #7, ISF #2, ISF #16, ISF #24, MNSF #6, MNSF #10)

    #25. nasal exhales, particularly missile-fired blasts of smoke (ISF #8, MNSF #6, MNSF #10) Nothing is hotter than those twin streams pouring forth from her nasal orifices, totally unexpected!

    #24. girls who smoke in prohibited areas, either out of cluelessness or
    defiance (FCF #6, ISF #18, MNSF #23). Rare to see but hot as fire!

    #22. girls wearing white shorts smoking (Summerfest #1, FCF #9, FCF #12, ISF #7, ISF #17, MNSF #1, MNSF #2, MNSF #18, MNSF #25, MNSF #40)

    #21. girls who smoke back to back cigarettes only seconds apart (Random #1, Random #11, Random #12, Summerfest #3, FCF #2, ISF #10, MNSF #4, MNSF #8, MNSF #10, MNSF #29, MNSF #42)

    #20. mother-daughter sightings, particularly when mom’s still good
    looking (Random #8, Random #23, Mall #1, ISF #15, MNSF #16, MNSF #53)

    #19. girls who either frequently or intermittently spit while smoking (Random #10, Random #31, FCF #25, ISF #12, MNSF #5, MNSF #13, MNSF #42). Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!

    #15. lengthy talking exhales where the smoke flows from a girl’s face
    as she talks (Random #26, MNSF #29)

    #13. girls who carelessly and recklessly discard their cigarette butts (Random #21, Mall #2, FCF #1, FCF #23, ISF #2, ISF #16, ISF #26, MNSF #33, MNSF #36)

    #12. girls who are careless and inconsiderate exhalers, accidentally
    nailing friends or people nearby with a snootful of smoke (ISF #18, MNSF #1, MNSF #17, MNSF #23, MNSF #60). Love ’em!!!

    #10. being caught off guard when an unlikely smoker who I had written off as not being a smoker lights up (Random #2, Random #4, Random #14, Random #31, FCF #1, FCF #4, ISF #2, MNSF #1, MNSF #2, MNSF #5, MNSF #13, MNSF #14)

    #8. girls smoking inside car or home with little kids very closeby (Mall #1, Mall #3). So selfish, so rude, so politically incorrect, so awful, so mean, so cruel, so incredibly sexy!!

    #6. girls who molest their cigarettes, dragging so hard that there’s
    still smoke coming out of their mouths and noses two or three breaths
    after the first exhale (FCF #4, ISF #24, MNSF #6)

    #5. seeing an adorably cute young teen beginner smoker who is bashful and self-conscious and takes cute rookie drags (Random #4, Random #10, Random #17, Random #31, Mall #4, Mall #9, FCF #1, FCF #14, FCF #15, FCF #20, ISF #7, MNSF #25, MNSF #27)

    #4. seeing a very clearly experienced young teen girl smoking publicly (Mall #6, Mall #10, FCF #10, ISF #3, ISF #8, ISF #16, MNSF #2, MNSF #4, MNSF #9, MNSF #56)

    #3. the sight of overflowing ashtrays where all the butts were produced by a hot girl, particularly when the ashtray’s full of all-whites (Random #1)

    #1 the epic talking dangle, where a girl talks with a dangling
    cigarette bouncing up and down in her mouth (Summerfest #2)

    My additions: Pregnant smokers, puffing away for two, putting their pleasure first.

    Lipstick on cigarettes … especially sparkly lip gloss when underage girls are smoking.

    Girls who litter other debris along with their cigarettes — the empty pack, a tissue, their empty can of Coke, etc.

    Girls who exhale into their cell phones.

    Girls who poke their tongues out or lick their lips when they smoke.

    Girls who, when crushing out their cigarette, step only on the cherry so that the filter where their mouth was, stays uncrushed.

    Girls who use, or teasingly threaten to use, their cigarettes to burn things (a child’s balloon, a trespassing bug, etc).

    Girls who do burn people with their hot cigarettes, by accident or carelessness, and either don’t care, care very little, or blame the clumsy idiot who blundered their way. I observed a hot young redhead mother once at a July 4th picnic. Her son toddled against her hot cigarette. She barely looked at him, basically said you’ll live and kept right on smoking.

    That gorgeous sight of a slender feminine arm hanging out the car window in traffic with a long cigarette burning in it.

    Girls who occassionally use their teeth to hold onto their cigarette.

  5. Smokin' Mark says:

    Thanks for the additions. Seems like once a year I get a nice pregnant smoker sighting at my county fair, including just last year where an early 20s brunette who was about eight months along shamelessly walked through the midway with cigarette in hand, drawing disgusted looks from several people passing her. Easily my best pregnant smoker sighting of all-time.

    When I lived in Minnesota, I would see a hot blond college-age neighbor girl who would pull into her parking stall and proceed to litter her cigarette butt, her empty cigarette pack, and her can of Diet Coke on two different occasions.

    In one of my sightings on this board, I was accidentally burned a girl with a cigarette when I was a little boy. Other than that I only recall a couple sightings of people getting burned by a girl’s cigarette, and always accidentally, but one of those times was just last summer and profiled in my #2 sighting writeup from the top-10 random and Summerfest sightings of this year. I’d love to see more sightings in this vein though and agree it’s incredibly hot.

    Thanks again for the yummy contributions.

  6. Jim says:

    Some of those are really hot. Additions: A hot, busty teen girl with a low cut top and seeing her cleavage rise as she inhales. Also, having the honor of lighting a hot young teen girl’s cigarette.

  7. Marty says:

    I have to say that mother-daughter smoking is MY favorite. A mother lighting her teen daughter’s cigarette is the ultimate gesture of approval.

    • Smokin' Mark says:

      As I’m reminded of every time I check my view stats and see that sightings tagged “mother-daughter” dominating among readers, you are far from alone in that being on of your favorite trigger. I just saw a mother-daughter sighting driving home in the last 10 minutes!

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